Substack: This Story is Breaking News … Really!
I’m your reader-supported Substack News publication and I swear this story is Breaking News! We’re Substack, and we totally get your frustration with the news lately. You wake … Read more
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Barron Trump Suits Up for Battle, Family Style!
Suiting up for Battle, Family Style: “And, it’s about time,” Donald said. “Reaching for things is not a job!” The Trumps discuss Barron suiting up for battle, family … Read more
‘Feed the Troops!’ Soldiers Say It’s Hard to Eat a $45 Million Parade
Trump’s parade needed some reality-TV drama: he could’ve had food trucks chased by hungry U.S. soldiers chanting, “Feed the Troops!” How embarrassing. Our showbiz president’s glorious $45 million … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/25/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about aluminum foil, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
‘War President’ Trump: U.S. ‘Cleaned Iran’s Clock’ with ‘Big, Beautiful Bombs’
In an Oval Office speech today, Trump says that he “likes being a war president” and that “you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.” Claiming that he now feels “like … Read more
Instead of Being Down About Trump, People Are Rising Up
President Donald Trump’s awful tyranny is revving up a majority movement who are rising up for the common good. If the barrage of MAGA nuttiness and raw meanness … Read more
Trump’s ‘Deport LA’ Begins with Los Angeles Dodgers
Dispatches from SNN 5 Star Extra Special Edition! President begins deporting the Los Angeles Dodgers. President Donald Trump’s “Deport LA” program was to have kicked off in July, but … Read more
‘Catch Me If You Can’: The Most Elusive President!
Pick the one thing you most want revealed that the elusive President Trump has been hiding! Our most elusive president: Forget about ever seeing Trump’s Tax Returns, Pre-Nup … Read more
Minnesota Nice Interviews Pizzeria Owner Luigi Montello
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews pizzeria owner Luigi Montello. ANNOUNCER From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s your host … Read more
Kristi Noem Hospitalized After Allergic Reaction to Brown People
An allergic reaction caused Secretary of Homeland Security to be whisked away to the emergency room. In response to an allergic reaction, Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem … Read more
