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Giant Albino Carnivorous Snails

Dec 062011
 
 By , December 6, 2011

 

Recently found in New Zealand, they grow to be about the size of a man’s fist and live up to 20 years.  Of course they still move as slow as, well a snail, so still not very scary. If Uwe Boll is reading this they probably won’t make for a very convincing threat in a horror movie. I mean, that leading woman would have to be running in spike heels and fall and break her ankle. Even then she could crawl faster than they move.
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Better carry some salt anyway, just in case.
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Be seeing you.
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