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The Las Vegas Tourism and Convention Bureau said Tuesday that Las Vegas hotels will offer record-low room and show prices this fall. The magicians are astoundingly talented. David Copperfield now closes each show by selling his house... Read more...

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   One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations.
   At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.
   The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
   The driver replied, “I'm the designated decoy tonight.”

CEO describing how much he cares for "the little people."

In the “Faux News” Department
Banks to Join With Wall Street to Purchase New Government
Old one causing 'buyer's remorse,' say CEOs
NEW YORK - CEO's from the nation's top banks and Wall Street financial firms confirmed rumors today that they plan to purchase a "brand new government" to replace the old one. Read more...

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