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Cartoon of the Week
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Argus Hamilton comments on the news
Hillary Clinton won the Pennsylvania primary last Tuesday, extending her battle with Barack Obama
for the nomination. It looked close for awhile. The networks wouldn't project a winner until they
talked to Michael Vick to see if he had a dog in this fight.
President Bush made a video appearance on Deal or No Deal Monday to root on an Army captain
who ended up winning eighty thousand bucks. It's the president's new policy on improving
veterans' benefits. He puts them on game shows and wishes them luck...
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Joke of the Week
Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines, and reeled in their catch.
A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he new the other two.
“Oh yes” he said. “They’re my friends.”
“In that case,” warned the officer, “you’d better get them out of here!”
“Yes, sir,” the man replied, and he began rowing furiously.
In the "Faux News" Department
Driving text-messager causes 15-letter pileup
As reported by Giant Napkin
HOPKINS, Minn. – A 22-year-old man caused a multiple-letter pileup yesterday afternoon after attempting to drive his car while sending a text message.
Emergency crews responded to a report of a major text message accident just before 4 p.m. Monday. Jeff Guinn, of Hopkins, was attempting to operate an
automobile while sending a text message to his girlfriend and caused a massive collision of 15 illogically-placed letters...
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