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Tiger Woods threatened to sue animal-welfare group PETA after they tried to put his photo on billboards saying Too Much Sex Can Be a Bad Thing. It's obviously not a real endorsement. It would be like putting Dick Cheney's picture on a Christmas card saying Peace on Earth...
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You Gotta Love the Irish!
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
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NBC to Put Leno and O'Brien on Rotating Schedule
'We're the most innovative network in television' says executive
"Our hosts love us!" says NBC.
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NBC announced a major shake up today with "the whole concept of television scheduling." "America is tired of the same ol' time slots, and they want change. We're the only network delivering it," said NBC president Jeff Szucker...
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