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Apr 232017
 
 By , April 23, 2017
Presenting the Poetry of Sarah Palin

Some until-now overlooked poems by Sarah Palin. You’re welcome! I SHOT AN ARROW I shot an arrow into the air it came down and pegged a hare. My rifle I shot so straight and true and brought me down a caribou. Moose when they see [more…]

Apr 232017
 
 By , April 23, 2017
"Killing O'Reilly" - A Bestseller & Just Deserts

A who-done-it & why-wasn’t-it-done-before thriller about Bill O’Reilly! It only seems fair that Bill O’Reilly, the best-selling author of Killing Kennedy, Killing Lincoln, Killing Patton and Killing Jesus would have a contract out on his own skin by eight sexually harassed women! Let’s call them [more…]

Apr 142017
 
 By , April 14, 2017
Republicans Unveil Alt-Health Care Plan 3.0

The Republican’s latest attempt at a health care plan, as explained by them in this open letter to the public. Okay, so it took us seven years to come up with a deplorable replacement for Obamacare. But in just a month we’ve devised a hugely [more…]

Apr 092017
 
 By , April 9, 2017
Our Reluctant Pitcher-in-Chief

“A scheduling conflict has led President Donald Trump to balk at throwing the opening day first pitch for the Washington Nationals…” — CNN The “real news” reasons President Trump declined to throw out the first pitch: Caddies not permitted on pitcher’s mound. He is Boycotting [more…]

Apr 092017
 
 By , April 9, 2017
No Nunes is Good Nunes!

Devin Nunes surprises his wife, coming home after he stepped down from his position in the Russia probe. Coming home in the middle of the day, Devin Nunes, Chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, surprises his wife after he stepped down from his position in the [more…]

Apr 052017
 
 By , April 5, 2017
Sean Spicer's Job Resume Un-Redacted!

Sean Spicer 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington, D.C. youcan’[email protected] IMMEDIATE OBJECTIVE Denny’s Host, Goat Herder or Monk! LAST EMPLOYER DonaldTrump.con JOB TITLE Excrement Handler! WORK HISTORY U.S. Navy.  Press Secretary.  Hide Nunes in the broom closet! 2 YEAR EXIT PLAN Re-enlist or jump in the Potomac River! EMOTIONAL STATUS Pussy-whipped! NICKNAMES [more…]

Apr 012017
 
Humor Times Named One of the Top 15 Political Cartoon Websites

Feedspot.com names us as one of the best political cartoon websites and blogs on the web We wish to thank feedspot.com for the honor, and we pledge to continue working to be one of the best political cartoon websites around, and to continue bringing you [more…]

Mar 282017
 
 By , March 28, 2017
Poker Faced Sean Spicer's Tells

Sean Spicer thinks he uses his poker face well, but here we reveal his ‘tells.’ Sean Spicer — you gotta love him. Defending an acting president takes more than balls, it takes unflappable bowels and liquor — lots of it! A sense of humor couldn’t hurt, but he just [more…]

Mar 282017
 
 By , March 28, 2017
New Game Craze Inspired by Donald Trump

Donald Trump’s closing of his Time magazine interview with “Because I’m President, and you’re not!” has sparked a whole new game craze Donald Trump’s closing of his Time magazine interview with “Because I’m President, and you’re not!” has sparked a new game craze across the [more…]