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Jan 162017
 By , January 16, 2017
Post Post-Truth: A Poem

Post Post-Truth There once was a time it pains me to say when facts were demeaned and truth was passé Words were adornments designed to excite not to enlighten or prove wrong from right The news was all fake but nobody cared ’cause others got [more…]

Jan 162017
 By , January 16, 2017
Trump's List of Things to Do on His First Day in Office

He’s a business man, so you know Donald Trump has a list ready of things to do. Here they are. Have Hillary and Bill ‘mysteriously’ disappear. Finalize deal with Putin on co-overseeing Russia’s oil industry. Install a more ‘Trump friendly’ Director into CIA and have [more…]

Jan 132017
 By , January 13, 2017
The Machiavellian Guide to Becoming President

This Machiavellian Guide is channeled from the nether worlds to his humble servants Donald Trump and Roger Freed. Note to the historically impaired: Niccolo Machiavelli was a 15th century historian, writer and politician who emphasized using the Dark Side of the Force when ruling. Rumor [more…]

Dec 292016
 By , December 29, 2016
How the Trump Stole America: A Poem

How the Trump Stole America Politics in America had suffered a blow Americans were fed up with the status quo Obama did what he could with what given The red states were mad, they were hellbent and driven Give us a new leader, give us [more…]

Dec 202016
 By , December 20, 2016
’Twas the Night Before Christmas, 2016: A Revised Poem

’Twas the Night Before Christmas, 2016 ’Twas the night before Christmas in twenty-sixteen, The election was done and we’d seen what we’d seen. Steve Bannon and Co. were all snug in their beds, While visions of swastikas danced in their heads. Still awake in the [more…]

Dec 112016
 By , December 11, 2016
Must-Watch Video for All Who Want Fair Elections

Why is Jill Stein leading the recount effort? Who cares? We had all better get on board, and be damn glad someone hopped on this issue in a timely manner. An Amy Goodman interview with Green Party presidential candidate Dr. Jill Stein, who has requested [more…]