A San Fernando Valley adult film studio began construction this month on an underground bunker. No, it’s not for a remake of “Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS”. It is in preparation for the global catastrophe predicted by various groups for the year 2012.
A spokesman for Van Nuys-based Pink Visual said the bunker would be, “far more than a mere bomb shelter or subterranean survivalist enclave” with amenities such as multiple fully-stocked bars, an enormous performing stage and a sophisticated content production studio.
“Our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury,” said Pink Visual spokesman Quentin Boyer, “whether that catastrophe takes the form of fireballs flung earthward by an all-seeing deity, extended torrential rainfall, Biblical rapture, an earthquake-driven mega-tsunami, radioactive flesh-eating zombies, or some combination of the above.” (Click on image above at the link below for enlarged view of floor plan.)
The studio is currently working out details on the selection criteria for all non-Pink Visual personnel who they will allow to take refuge in the bunker.
Early estimates are that there will be room for some 1,200 or so people in the bunker by its projected completion date of September of 2012.
Those interested can follow the progress on Pink Visual’s Twitter page. Do I really have to tell you that the page is NSFW and probably not suitable for children unless you have a very liberal attitude about such matters?
Finally, here’s some coverage on Russia Today:
(The coverage of the bunker begins at the half way mark.)
Be seeing you.
The Town Scryer