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Shocking Negative Ad Against Colbert Campaign Surfaces

Latest commercial from shadowy PAC features full frontal negativity

A press release from the Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC says that their new ad, in advance of the South Carolina GOP Primary, proves they are heeding the law and not coordinating with Colbert.

“If we were coordinating with Stephen Colbert, why would we release an attack ad against him?” said Jon Stewart, President For Life For Now of The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC. “Although, since he’s such a smart, charismatic, natural leader, it was a little difficult to find reasons to go after him. But we did, and we think this powerful commercial will win over some of the ‘Anybody-But-Stephen’ voters.”

Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow, also known as The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC, says its ads are not meant to be mean, and claims it is merely “dedicated to finding new and innovative ways to use the Citizens United ruling to divide citizenry.”

Decide for yourself:


Why is the 't' in his name silent? What else is Colbert hiding?


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