Requiem for a Lightweight

On the day that Donald Trump dies,

he will deny that he lost the fight.

On the first day after his death,

he will demand a body recount.

On the second day after his death,

he will denounce death as a fraud.

On the third day after his death,

he will hold a press conference,

ask Melania to pose for pictures,

and refuse to concede his election to hell.

Uncle Sam will seize Donald’s assets,

impound all his golf courses,

and foreclose on Mar-a-Lago.

Rudy Guiliani will ask for an injunction.

Ivanka and Jared will work for a living.

Barron will move to Belarus.

The Reaper will wait for the dust to settle.

Then he will scatter the ashes out at sea.

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Signed: Dennis Rohatyn