Trumpettes that didn’t make the grade bow out in deference to The Donald. The ranks of the Trumpettes are dwindling fast, as more and more information they had purposely tried to avoid has been brought to their attention. First, all women with an ‘A’ cup fled the organization, hurt and ashamed, when they discovered that [more…]

Media plotters against The Donald are left in disarray after his incredible intelligence exposes their devious plans. Comrades: devastating news. The Donald has discovered our plot. Through incredible intelligence and insight he has uncovered our meticulous plan to unite the media world against him. It is unfathomable to see how he managed to tap into [more…]

Trump confesses he has Affluenza: ‘This is why I concealed my medical records!’  NYC — A shock report in the New York Post had the Trump campaign reeling today, after the GOP nominee himself admitted: “I have terminal Stage 4 Affluenza!” Otherwise known as “Captain Queeg’s Disease,” after the sociopathic captain in The Caine Mutiny, [more…]

‘Who is this nasty editor, Jammin’ James Israel?’ the nominee demands, ‘and why does he play the guitar?’ LAS VEGAS — Following Wednesday night’s disastrous debate performance, Donald Trump today blamed the “elitist, Clinton-loving Humor Times” for his defeat. “I can’t believe some of the stuff I read about myself in that nasty slut of [more…]

Donald’s disastrous attempt at comedy should never be allowed again. Comedy is a delicate business and should be left to the trained professionals. So the next time Donald Trump announces his intention to be purposefully amusing in a public setting, we need to respond properly, and that proper response is: “God. No. Please. In the [more…]

The Cannon Ball Saga: Our inept media is missing the face-off between one of the world’s largest pipeline corporations and the Standing Rock Lakota Sioux Tribe. There is an epic clash of two cultures — one with a guiding ethic of harmony between people and nature, the other driven by an ethos that encourages the [more…]

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable [more…]

Joke of the Week

A company owner was asked a question, "How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"
    He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."