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Roz Warren

Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.

Latest posts by Roz Warren (see all)

• You’re Never Fully Dressed for That Excruciating Tax Audit Without a Smile - February 1, 2019
• Welcome to Your Local Public Library — Please Take Your Dildos With You When You Leave! - January 27, 2019
• My Resolutions for You in 2019 - January 4, 2019

By Roz Warren Neither rain nor snow nor dark of night can stop the postal service from delivering the mail. But a $10 billion shortfall just might. The … Read more

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Roz Warren

Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.

Latest posts by Roz Warren (see all)

• You’re Never Fully Dressed for That Excruciating Tax Audit Without a Smile - February 1, 2019
• Welcome to Your Local Public Library — Please Take Your Dildos With You When You Leave! - January 27, 2019
• My Resolutions for You in 2019 - January 4, 2019

ARIES. Concentrate on financial projects during the first half of the month. On the 15th you will die in a major aviation disaster. TAURUS. You will be sitting … Read more

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Roz Warren

Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.

Latest posts by Roz Warren (see all)

• You’re Never Fully Dressed for That Excruciating Tax Audit Without a Smile - February 1, 2019
• Welcome to Your Local Public Library — Please Take Your Dildos With You When You Leave! - January 27, 2019
• My Resolutions for You in 2019 - January 4, 2019

The nun, a petite, grey-haired woman, came up to the circulation desk and handed me a video. It was “Streisand: The Concert.” “I have a little problem,” she … Read more

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Roz Warren

Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.

Latest posts by Roz Warren (see all)

• You’re Never Fully Dressed for That Excruciating Tax Audit Without a Smile - February 1, 2019
• Welcome to Your Local Public Library — Please Take Your Dildos With You When You Leave! - January 27, 2019
• My Resolutions for You in 2019 - January 4, 2019

Please stay on the line. Or don’t stay on the line. We don’t care. If we cared about your call, we’d answer it. Which, to be honest, isn’t … Read more

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Roz Warren

Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.

Latest posts by Roz Warren (see all)

• You’re Never Fully Dressed for That Excruciating Tax Audit Without a Smile - February 1, 2019
• Welcome to Your Local Public Library — Please Take Your Dildos With You When You Leave! - January 27, 2019
• My Resolutions for You in 2019 - January 4, 2019

According to a recent New York Times article “divorce ceremonies” in which couples get together one last time to commemorate the demise of their marriage are big in … Read more