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Roz Warren’s great sense of humor reaches into all kinds of unique territory!
By Roz Warren Neither rain nor snow nor dark of night can stop the postal service from delivering the mail. But a $10 billion shortfall just might. The postal service is threatening to file for … Read moreStamp Out Postal Debt!
ARIES. Concentrate on financial projects during the first half of the month. On the 15th you will die in a major aviation disaster. TAURUS. You will be sitting on the aisle but you’ll want a … Read moreAir Disaster Horoscope
By Roz Warren and Janet Golden “I hauled Lulu’s dollhouse to the car and told her I’d donate it to the Salvation Army piece by piece if she didn’t have “The Little White Donkey” perfect … Read moreLullaby of the Sloth Mother
The nun, a petite, grey-haired woman, came up to the circulation desk and handed me a video. It was “Streisand: The Concert.” “I have a little problem,” she said. “I purchased this video for our … Read moreA Nun Walks Into A Library…
Please stay on the line. Or don’t stay on the line. We don’t care. If we cared about your call, we’d answer it. Which, to be honest, isn’t going to happen. We’re going to make … Read moreYour Call Is Not Very Important to Us
According to a recent New York Times article “divorce ceremonies” in which couples get together one last time to commemorate the demise of their marriage are big in Japan. So it’s only a matter of … Read moreWe’re Celebrating Our Divorce! And You’re Invited!