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Roz Warren

Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.

Latest posts by Roz Warren (see all)

• You’re Never Fully Dressed for That Excruciating Tax Audit Without a Smile - February 1, 2019
• Welcome to Your Local Public Library — Please Take Your Dildos With You When You Leave! - January 27, 2019
• My Resolutions for You in 2019 - January 4, 2019

By Liz Lowe and Roz Warren I was protesting on Wall Street when a crazed banker grabbed my “Corporations are Gonifs” sign and slammed it down on my … Read more

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Roz Warren

Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.

Latest posts by Roz Warren (see all)

• You’re Never Fully Dressed for That Excruciating Tax Audit Without a Smile - February 1, 2019
• Welcome to Your Local Public Library — Please Take Your Dildos With You When You Leave! - January 27, 2019
• My Resolutions for You in 2019 - January 4, 2019

By Roz Warren Bd “Brooding Dude” “You’re the only one who can truly understand me. Don’t enjoy the party! Spend all evening trying to coax me out of … Read more

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Roz Warren

Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.

Latest posts by Roz Warren (see all)

• You’re Never Fully Dressed for That Excruciating Tax Audit Without a Smile - February 1, 2019
• Welcome to Your Local Public Library — Please Take Your Dildos With You When You Leave! - January 27, 2019
• My Resolutions for You in 2019 - January 4, 2019

By Kate Stone and Roz Warren Republican Presidential candidates — the economy isn’t going to recover all by itself. If you want our votes, you‘ll need a real … Read more

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Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.

Latest posts by Roz Warren (see all)

• You’re Never Fully Dressed for That Excruciating Tax Audit Without a Smile - February 1, 2019
• Welcome to Your Local Public Library — Please Take Your Dildos With You When You Leave! - January 27, 2019
• My Resolutions for You in 2019 - January 4, 2019

Corn A dream about eating corn on the cob symbolizes a deep desire to floss. Winged Horse Dreaming about a winged horse means you’re tired of your commute. … Read more

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Roz Warren

Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.

Latest posts by Roz Warren (see all)

• You’re Never Fully Dressed for That Excruciating Tax Audit Without a Smile - February 1, 2019
• Welcome to Your Local Public Library — Please Take Your Dildos With You When You Leave! - January 27, 2019
• My Resolutions for You in 2019 - January 4, 2019

Tightwad appreciates your help in keeping us from bankruptcy by paying extra to sit in an aisle seat or to actually travel with luggage. While waiting to board … Read more

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Roz Warren

Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.

Latest posts by Roz Warren (see all)

• You’re Never Fully Dressed for That Excruciating Tax Audit Without a Smile - February 1, 2019
• Welcome to Your Local Public Library — Please Take Your Dildos With You When You Leave! - January 27, 2019
• My Resolutions for You in 2019 - January 4, 2019

By Roz Warren and Janet Golden Inspired by Sarah Palin’s infamous rewrite of American history, in which she explained that the purpose of Paul Revere’s famous ride was … Read more

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Roz Warren

Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.

Latest posts by Roz Warren (see all)

• You’re Never Fully Dressed for That Excruciating Tax Audit Without a Smile - February 1, 2019
• Welcome to Your Local Public Library — Please Take Your Dildos With You When You Leave! - January 27, 2019
• My Resolutions for You in 2019 - January 4, 2019

Every year I make New Year’s resolutions and every year I break them. So this year, I’m trying something a little different — resolutions for other people. Hey … Read more

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Roz Warren

Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.

Latest posts by Roz Warren (see all)

• You’re Never Fully Dressed for That Excruciating Tax Audit Without a Smile - February 1, 2019
• Welcome to Your Local Public Library — Please Take Your Dildos With You When You Leave! - January 27, 2019
• My Resolutions for You in 2019 - January 4, 2019

By Roz Warren Never mind leaping tall buildings in a single bound, deflecting bullets with magic bracelets or having the super strength to clobber bad guys. Here are … Read more

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Roz Warren

Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.

Latest posts by Roz Warren (see all)

• You’re Never Fully Dressed for That Excruciating Tax Audit Without a Smile - February 1, 2019
• Welcome to Your Local Public Library — Please Take Your Dildos With You When You Leave! - January 27, 2019
• My Resolutions for You in 2019 - January 4, 2019

By Roz Warren and Janet Golden Standing in the check out line, you see plenty of magazines offering stories like “What He Isn’t Telling You” and “How to … Read more