This Brew’s for You, Tea Party!

This Brew’s for You, Tea Party!
Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.
Roz Warren

The Tea Party needs some actual teas: We’re here to help By Roz Warren and Janet Golden They call themselves the Tea Party, but so far they’ve failed … Read more This Brew’s for You, Tea Party!

If You See Me On a Gurney, Call My Attorney!

Roz Warren
Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.
Roz Warren

By Liz Lowe and Roz Warren I was protesting on Wall Street when a crazed banker grabbed my “Corporations are Gonifs” sign and slammed it down on my … Read more If You See Me On a Gurney, Call My Attorney!

Periodic Table of Schmucks

Periodic Table of Schmucks
Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.
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By Roz Warren Bd “Brooding Dude” “You’re the only one who can truly understand me. Don’t enjoy the party! Spend all evening trying to coax me out of … Read more Periodic Table of Schmucks

Torture Begins At Home

Roz Warren
Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.
Roz Warren

By Kate Stone and Roz Warren Republican Presidential candidates — the economy isn’t going to recover all by itself. If you want our votes, you‘ll need a real … Read more Torture Begins At Home

Twenty Dreams Interpreted

Roz Warren
Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.
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Corn A dream about eating corn on the cob symbolizes a deep desire to floss. Winged Horse Dreaming about a winged horse means you’re tired of your commute. … Read more Twenty Dreams Interpreted

Thanks for Flying Tightwad Airlines!

Roz Warren
Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.
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Tightwad appreciates your help in keeping us from bankruptcy by paying extra to sit in an aisle seat or to actually travel with luggage. While waiting to board … Read more Thanks for Flying Tightwad Airlines!

Tea Party American History Pop Quiz

Roz Warren
Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.
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By Roz Warren and Janet Golden Inspired by Sarah Palin’s infamous rewrite of American history, in which she explained that the purpose of Paul Revere’s famous ride was … Read more Tea Party American History Pop Quiz

My Resolutions for YOU in 2012

Roz Warren
Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.
Roz Warren

Every year I make New Year’s resolutions and every year I break them. So this year, I’m trying something a little different — resolutions for other people. Hey … Read more My Resolutions for YOU in 2012

My Kind of Superpowers

Roz Warren
Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.
Roz Warren

By Roz Warren Never mind leaping tall buildings in a single bound, deflecting bullets with magic bracelets or having the super strength to clobber bad guys. Here are … Read more My Kind of Superpowers

15 Signs That Your Spouse Is Thinking of Voting Republican

Roz Warren
Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.
Roz Warren

By Roz Warren and Janet Golden Standing in the check out line, you see plenty of magazines offering stories like “What He Isn’t Telling You” and “How to … Read more 15 Signs That Your Spouse Is Thinking of Voting Republican

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