Not dead YET! …absolute final draft!!!

Living the Scheme.
Donald Trump insured his former wife was buried “one putz away” at 1st hole of his Westminster NJ golf resort.
Using Ivana’s “still warm body” as a cemetery TAX WRITE OFF EXEMPTION-(par for his course).
Buried alive with fake jewelry insurance claims… Ivana’s (not even dead) … still serves as “stiff” on Trump’s board of trust me’s.
TRUE STORY.
Current yard ornament-Melania’s figure will be preserved as sort of a (politically incorrect) – concrete “negro lawn jockey” at Mar-a-Lago’s drive-in.
Melania dimwitted smile will forever be looking UP… holding some BIG asses’ reigns in her teeth… while on landscaped knees.
Melania’s flathead – a perfectly STIFF platter for 45 cheeseburgers, iced diet Cokes and golf fees.
Sporting a concrete white hat- Melania won’t feel a thing- and “vares it vell”- (what Donny… told em all) during each prenup GOLF CART oil change ceremony.

John V Thomas
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