Dangerous Protester Behavior Narrowly Averted!

Heard on Twitter:

From LOLGOP Pete Nicely:

Thank God they broke #ows up. The protestors were about to get into bundling bad mortgages & betting trillions on unregulated derivatives.

From Nicolucci1899 Guy Nicolucci:

Herman Cain gets Secret Service protection… to protect him from love-starved women throwing their bodies at him.

From jimmyfallon jimmy fallon:

33% of Americans have broken up w/ someone using Facebook. While 33% of Kardashian sisters have broken up w/ someone using TMZ.

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