There was a young lady in Congress,
whose speeches refuted her protests.
Her mind was so warped and grotesque,
they located no waves on her brain test!
There was a young lady named Greene,
who was just dying to create a big scene.
She stirred up her words, then added pure nerve,
making Donald spill all of his red beans!
There was a fine Georgian named Marjorie,
with a knack for linguistic skullduggery.
They took her to task, for not wearing a mask,
till she mastered the fine art of perjury.
There’s a place down south named Rome,
which a member of Congress calls home.
Once in the Forum, she abandons decorum,
Spouting venom as her mouth spews its foam.
Signed: Dennis Rohatyn