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The Two Tooth Advantage

The Two Tooth Advantage

Labor Day: This holiday is for you The plume of a great doom now looms. Talking about that wonderfully hideous first Monday in September — Labor Day. Yeah, sure, it’s a big time, bona-fide holiday, but being the last warm wet splash of summer — [more...]

Lost Journal: Inside a Dining Hall Slop Room

Lost Journal: Inside a Dining Hall Slop Room

Journal entry: April 20, 1989 (age 19) – Dining Hall Slop Room Earlier tonight, I stood in an empty, dreary room waiting for the grinding of soulless machinery to begin. My eyes were on the conveyor belt emerging from a small opening in the wall. [more...]

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/1/14

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/1/14

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more...]

How to Get the Most Out of Your Labor Day Weeke...Oh Look a Squirrel!

How to Get the Most Out of Your Labor Day Weeke…Oh Look a Squirrel!

Musings on the Labor Day holiday In honor of all those hard-working people who are taking a day off (actually, only the people lucky enough to have bosses who still consider Labor Day a holiday and not an excuse to make their people work even [more...]

Lost Journal: The Labor Day Housework Marathon

Lost Journal: The Labor Day Housework Marathon

Journal entry: September 7, 2009 (age 40) – Labor Day Housework Marathon This afternoon, I wore a huge, frozen smile as I walked over to my wife, Amanda, and showed her the bottom of the wastebasket I had just washed out. “Yes, Tim,” she nodded, [more...]

Movie Review: "The November Man"

Movie Review: “The November Man”

Movie Review: "The November Man"

The November Man – a film review by Gary Chew You could say that “The November Man” is Pierce Brosnan’s fifth James Bond movie, except that he doesn’t play 007 in it, nor did Ian Fleming write the novel. That was done by the late [more...]

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