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Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/24/14

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/24/14

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news and headlines don’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from [more...]

10 Popular Song Questions and Answers

10 Popular Song Questions and Answers

Songs love to ask questions, but where are the answers? Right here. Many songs ask questions: How can I be sure, in a world that’s constantly changing, how can I be sure, where I stand with you? Etcetera. But ask yourself: how many of these [more...]

How Now, Gassy Cow

How Now, Gassy Cow

 A winning cause: cow farts! The mid-level bureaucrat at the EPA strummed his fingers on his desk.  In his other hand was a fist full of reports on the status of major environmental causes over the last few years:  Gulf coast oil spills, greenhouse this-and-that, [more...]

From Farm Workers to Cheerleaders, We’re all in This Together

From Farm Workers to Cheerleaders, We're all in This Together

NFL Cheerleaders need us to cheer for them It doesn’t take an IQ much higher than room temperature to realize that it’s way past time to raise America’s sub-poverty minimum wage of $7.25 an hour. But let’s also pay attention to the millions of people [more...]

The Death Penalty: Let’s Get Lethaler

The Death Penalty: Let's Get Lethaler

The term “death penalty” seems to criminally understate the case You’d think Americans have enough stuff to worry about. Severe drought desiccating a third of the country. A political system whose major talent is demonstrating stasis in action. The rich using the poor as fleshy [more...]

Lost Journal: American Idol Plays to Worst Instincts of the American Idle

Lost Journal: American Idol Plays to Worst Instincts of the American Idle

Journal entry: May 15, 2009 (age 40) – American Idol I rant, therefore I am. That’s the only way I can describe how I feel after watching that ubiquitous YouTube performance of “I Dreamed a Dream” by a somewhat frumpy woman named Susan Boyle. Like [more...]

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