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Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/16/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/16/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Post Post-Truth: A Poem

Post Post-Truth: A Poem

Post Post-Truth There once was a time it pains me to say when facts were demeaned and truth was passé Words were adornments designed to excite not to enlighten or prove wrong from right The news was all fake but nobody cared ’cause others got [more…]

Movie Review: "Elle"

Movie Review: “Elle”

“Elle” – a film review by Gary Chew If Bette Davis, Joan Crawford and Ida Lapino were still alive, these famous film stars would probably learn a thing or two about being pushy by watching Isabelle Huppert in Paul Verhoeven’s new film with the small [more…]

Trump's List of Things to Do on His First Day in Office

Trump’s List of Things to Do on His First Day in Office

He’s a business man, so you know Donald Trump has a list ready of things to do. Here they are. Have Hillary and Bill ‘mysteriously’ disappear. Finalize deal with Putin on co-overseeing Russia’s oil industry. Install a more ‘Trump friendly’ Director into CIA and have [more…]

Searching for Integrity in Trumplandia

Searching for Integrity in Trumplandia

Trump threatens tariffs on foreign-made goods, so what about his daughter Ivanka’s company? It’s about time America has a president who will stand up to those greed-headed corporate executives who keep hauling our middle-class jobs out of country. Bring those jobs back home, Donald Trump [more…]

The Machiavellian Guide to Becoming President

The Machiavellian Guide to Becoming President

This Machiavellian Guide is channeled from the nether worlds to his humble servants Donald Trump and Roger Freed. Note to the historically impaired: Niccolo Machiavelli was a 15th century historian, writer and politician who emphasized using the Dark Side of the Force when ruling. Rumor [more…]

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