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Movie Review: "The November Man"

Movie Review: “The November Man”

Movie Review: "The November Man"

The November Man – a film review by Gary Chew You could say that “The November Man” is Pierce Brosnan’s fifth James Bond movie, except that he doesn’t play 007 in it, nor did Ian Fleming write the novel. That was done by the late [more...]

Rick Perry’s Clown Show

Rick Perry's Clown Show

It’s a hoot to watch Gov. “Oops” Rick Perry try to explain away his felony indictment. Trial lawyers will tell you that any good prosecutor could convince a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich. Well, meet that ham sandwich! Here in my burg of [more...]

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/25/14

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/25/14

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more...]

Rick Perry’s Smug Shot

Rick Perry's Smug Shot

Regarding the beaming leer in Texas Governor Rick Perry’s mug shot Knew he shouldn’t. Couldn’t help himself. Talking about the beaming leer in Rick Perry’s mug shot. Or to be more precise, his smug shot. In the photo released by the Austin Police Department, the [more...]

How to Break a Toe in One Easy Step

How to Break a Toe in One Easy Step

There are probably as many ways to break a toe as there are feet. Life is hard and toes are fragile, which means that by the time you reach middle age, you’ve probably broken one. Or two. I recently broke a toe when I got [more...]

What We’ve Paid for War and Afghanistan and Iraq

What We've Paid for War and Afghanistan and Iraq

Afghanistan and Iraq: Why did we sacrifice so much for so little? War is Hell. Major General Harold Greene could certainly tell you all about that — but, sadly, he’s dead. On Aug. 5, General Green became the highest-ranking American soldier to die in our [more...]

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