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Voter ID: One Man, One Vote

Voter ID: One Man, One Vote

Voter IDs — because nobody said democracy was supposed to be convenient Whiners. Bounders. Ingrates. Talking about the incessant griping and sniping currently buzzing over long overdue Republican reforms requiring citizens to produce a government issued voter ID before casting a vote. From the outcry [more...]

Stacey Gustafson: An Erma for the Cell Phone Era

Stacey Gustafson: An Erma for the Cell Phone Era

Book Review: “Are you Kidding Me?” by Stacey Gustafson When “Are you Kidding Me?” — a new collection of Stacey Gustafson’s humor columns — turned up in the mail, I figured I’d grab two minutes, put my feet up and check out the first essay. [more...]

Doctor My Eyes: The Ultimate Cataract Surgery Mix Tape

Doctor My Eyes: The Ultimate Cataract Surgery Mix Tape

I asked my friends what songs should go on a cataract surgery mix tape With age, comes wisdom. And, frequently, cataracts. (By age 80, more than half of all Americans either have a cataract or have had cataract surgery.) I’m having cataract surgery next week. [more...]

Memoir Mania

Memoir Mania

An ode to the audacity of dough in recent political memoirs The talk shows all trumpet a shocking vendetta revealed in the memoir by Leon Panetta the truth is less venal, you really should know he took up the pen just to make heaps of [more...]

A Writer's Day

A Writer’s Day

How one writer avoids writer’s block: Avoid writing! Wake up, brew strong, black tea. Read newspaper. Sort through bills. Take out trash. Say goodbye to wife, kids. Brew second cup of tea and go upstairs to write. Read through old, unpublished works. Curse stupid editors [more...]

Movie Review: "Fury"

Movie Review: “Fury”

Movie Review: "Fury"

“Fury” – a Film Review by Gary Chew Following the thought processes of the principal characters in the new Brad Pitt film, “Fury,” might offer a semblance of reason as to why such barbaric acts are nowadays being performed for real … (!) … by [more...]

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