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Lost Journal: Columnist Calls for Corrections in Communication

Lost Journal: Columnist Calls for Corrections in Communication

Journal entry: March 13, 2011 (age 41) – Communication “What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.” Said failure prompted Strother Martin to knock Paul Newman into a ditch in the movie Cool Hand Luke. When your first name is Strother, you can’t even introduce [more…]

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/26/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/26/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Your Boyfriend or Your Dog?

Your Boyfriend or Your Dog?

Your Boyfriend or Your Dog?

‘Love my dog, or you get the doghouse’ A Bichon Frise is a small white dog, poodle-sized, but fluffier. Fans of the breed love our “fluffs” for their bright, engaging natures and their extreme cuteness. But our attachment to these dogs can present challenges. One [more…]

Now You Can Donate Directly to Our Starving Writers & Artists!

Now You Can Donate Directly to Our Starving Writers & Artists!

In the Age of the Internet, it is very hard for cartoonists and writers to make money. Help ’em out a bit, won’t you? Thanks! Hello, Humor Times website and magazine readers! We have an announcement about an exciting new development at www.humortimes.com that we’ve [more…]

How Unemployment Really Works

How Unemployment Really Works

How to reduce the unemployment rolls Derek in Accounts Payable was an excitable type, but only to a certain extent. When he rounded the corner to speak to Jason, his boss, colleague and friend he was more excited than normal. The fact that he kept [more…]

9/12/2001 - The Days After the Unthinkable Happened - Part  4

9/12/2001 – The Days After the Unthinkable Happened – Part 4

The Days After the Unthinkable Happened on 9/11 (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments in the Unthinkable series: After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001, killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President, is taken to a secured location [more…]

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