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Trump Crime Family’s Fake Sons

Trump Crime Family's Fake Sons

Why shouldn’t we believe the people surrounding Trump, who haven’t told us the truth, ever? And now, a few choice words about Donald Trump… Junior. Seems as if the eldest son of the Trump Crime Family is not the brilliant hotheaded tactician that Santino was [more…]

The Partisan Use of Preemption Is Surging

The Partisan Use of Preemption Is Surging

The greediest corporations and grubbiest of politicos have colluded to use preemption to take power from the people. We the People are being burgled. Again. The latest hit is just the latest in a long string of political robberies, a nationwide crime wave being pulled [more…]

Trump Agrees to Lie Detector Test... Maury Povich Scores a 'HUUUGE' Get!

Trump Agrees to Lie Detector Test… Maury Povich Scores a ‘HUUUGE’ Get!

Not only did Trump say he’d testify under oath, but now that he has received a private tutorial, he’s even agreed to take a Lie Detector Test! That’s right — the Internet not only shows us how to make a baby and a bomb; it [more…]

Movie Review: "Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets"

Movie Review: “Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets”

Movie Review: "Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets"

“Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets” – a film review by Gary Chew First of all, you have to remind yourself that this movie was taken from a series of comic books lesser known to Americans. As with the plethora of action/hero films [more…]

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/18/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/18/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

The Jerry Duncan Show: Senator Mitch McConnell Interviewed

The Jerry Duncan Show: Senator Mitch McConnell Interviewed

Anytown U.S.A. The rock song “Maniac” is heard in the introduction for The Jerry Duncan Show on syndicated radio. Senator Mitch McConnell is being interviewed. JERRY (opening lines for every show) Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good morning? We’ll soon find out. JERRY [more…]

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