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A Fond Farewell to a Good Friend

A Fond Farewell to a Good Friend

A personal friend of mine as well as a good friend to the Humor Times, Phil Posehn, passed away in the early morning hours of July 3rd, losing a long battle with cancer. We send his friends and family our heartfelt condolences. Phil was a [more…]

Hey! Grab Them Guys from Cuba! I Need My Car Fixed!

Hey! Grab Them Guys from Cuba! I Need My Car Fixed!

We got the money, mechanics from Cuba got the raw talent Now that Cuba and the United States are starting to talk to each other again, this could be the start of a beautiful relationship Humphrey Bogart-Claude Rains style. We got the money, they got [more…]

Dead Solid Summer

Dead Solid Summer

The the thing about summer is, it’s loud It is with a gleeful relief we embrace Independence Day. Because this marks the beginning of dead solid summer. The Fourth of July is a red white and blue arrow to the bulls-eye of patriotism when we [more…]

On Chris Christie: Why a New Jersey Puffer Fish Should Not Be President

On Chris Christie: Why a New Jersey Puffer Fish Should Not Be President

Better listen to the people of New Jersey: they dislike “everything about” Chris Christie. When Mitt Romney’s campaign was investigating potential choices to be his 2012 running mate, they gave each prospect a fish-themed code name, such as Lake Fish, Filet-O-Fish, etc. Their name for [more…]

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/6/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/6/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Airline Passengers! Do You Have a Right to Recline?

Airline Passengers! Do You Have a Right to Recline?

Or, is right to recline on an airline on the decline? It’s called the Knee Defender. But I prefer to think of it as the Schmuck Identifier. It was dreamed up by a tall man who was tired of getting his knees slammed whenever the [more…]

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