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Movie Review: "Atomic Blonde"

Movie Review: “Atomic Blonde”

“Atomic Blonde” – a film review by Gary Chew There are two big things to report out on having seen Atomic Blonde. First of all, this Charlize Theron vehicle finally provides us with a more extended fight scene than the seems-like-forever fisticuffs we endured between [more…]

'Dead on Arrival': Latest Edition of HT's FREE 'News in Cartoons' App!

‘Dead on Arrival’: Latest Edition of HT’s FREE ‘News in Cartoons’ App!

New edition: “Dead on Arrival: But like a zombie, still looking for victims” – A review of the GOP effort to “repeal and replace” health care – Now available on our FREE Humor Times app! In the latest edition of the “News in Cartoons” Humor [more…]

Donald Jr. Gets Pinkish Slip from Orangish Father!

Donald Jr. Gets Pinkish Slip from Orangish Father!

A letter from Donald Sr to Donald Jr Dear Fruit of my Loins Disappointment, What were you thinking?  You call yourself a Drumpf? Didn’t you get the Memo — we don’t even like Russian Dressing! Frankly, Donald Jr, your lying is lousy — don’t you [more…]

Fifth Avenue Requiem

Fifth Avenue Requiem

“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot someone and wouldn’t lose voters.” – Donald Trump Anybody remember when Donald Trump boasted, “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot someone and wouldn’t lose voters.” Now that we’ve seen [more…]

Bookmarks from Hell: A List of Unsavory, Alarming and Downright Nasty Things Librarians Have Recently Found in Library Books

Bookmarks from Hell: A List of Unsavory, Alarming and Downright Nasty Things Librarians Have Recently Found in Library Books

Stuff you don’t usually find in library books, and definitely don’t want to. A dead frog A used band-aid A squashed and leaking Ketchup packet Bedbugs A tampon Toe nail clippings Dozens of baby roaches A slice of bacon Boogers A used Q-Tip A used [more…]

The Jerry Duncan Show: Interview with Jeff Sessions

The Jerry Duncan Show: Interview with Jeff Sessions

Jeff Sessions is interviewed by Jerry Duncan ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good morning? We’ll soon find out. Today on the show my guest is Attorney General Jeff [more…]

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