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Imagine Cruz as Prez

Imagine Cruz as Prez

Ted’s announcement of his presidential candidacy was a real Cruz-a-palooza. And away we go — off on another crazy cruze with Ted! Cinch up your seat belts, for Sen. Ted Cruz (fueled by his raw ambition and flaming jet-powered ego) has come screeching out of [more…]

Crazy Ted Cruz

Crazy Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz: First sighting of a red nose popping out of the presidential wannabe clown car. Winter is over! Winter is over! Excuse the jubilation, but we ink-stained wretches love the ritual excitement that occurs every spring. This spring is extra exciting, because it comes [more…]

The Humor Times 24th Anniversary Issue is Out Now!

The Humor Times 24th Anniversary Issue is Out Now!

Don’t miss the Humor Times 24th Anniversary Issue – order a subscription or free sample today! Don’t cry about the news — laugh about it, with the Humor Times! We cover the news like no one else — say goodbye to the droll, hello to [more…]

Ripping the Headlines Today

Ripping the Headlines Today

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Lost Journal: A-Tisket, A-Tasket, an Easter Laundry Basket

Lost Journal: A-Tisket, A-Tasket, an Easter Laundry Basket

Journal entry: March 26, 1978 (age 8) – Easter “Your Easter basket fell out of the sky.” The penciled note, in my mom’s blocky print, was waiting for me on the kitchen table this morning. Another note left a clue for my older brother, Dan. [more…]

Famous Instances of Players Cheating During Poker Tournaments

Famous Instances of Players Cheating During Poker Tournaments

Poker tournaments don’t always attract the most honest people, shall we say… Poker tournaments have grown in popularity over the last few years, and it is now the most played card game on the planet – with a number of reasons contributing to the rise [more…]

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