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Handicapping the Republican Sweet Sixteen, Plus One

Handicapping the Republican Sweet Sixteen, Plus One

A Republican Sweet Sixteen… Plus One Get to high ground everybody. Our nation is in danger of being inundated by a candidate tsunami of 17 Republicans. The Sweet Sixteen and Never Been Kissed, Plus One. Seventeen Shades of Grey. If they used a designated pitcher [more…]

Stop the Presses! Reality and Fake News Indistinguishable Once Again

Stop the Presses! Reality and Fake News Indistinguishable Once Again

Mike Huckabee Says he Will Use Federal Troops to Stop Abortions Once again, reality and satire become indistinguishable! Need proof? Please see our fake news article by Michael Egan: GOP Candidates Scramble to Out-Trump Trump with Outrageous Remarks See what we mean? Stop the Presses! [more…]

The News (Really) Bytes: July 2015 in Review

The News (Really) Bytes: July 2015 in Review

An irreverent review of the news for July Buddhists show their deep belief in the teachings of their saint — Buddha — by murdering and repressing the ethnic Muslims in Myanmar. Turkey, coming to the aid of the U.S. and other nations battling ISIS in [more…]

Campaign 2016: More the Merrier

Campaign 2016: More the Merrier

The campaign race for the presidential nomination is getting crowded, but we like it that way! Got to congratulate Donald Trump in this campaign for how fast he’s become more annoying to the Republican Party than a mouse in an air conditioning unit. Like that [more…]

‘Proud Partners’ Corporatize Our National Parks

'Proud Partners' Corporatize Our National Parks

Like everything these days, it seems, our National Parks are now background for corporate marketing. Our presidents are good at praising America’s magnificent national parks system, but they’re lousy at maintaining it. Bill Clinton-the-candidate, for example, spoke of how lucky he was to have Hot [more…]

9/12/2001 - The Days After The Unthinkable Happened - Part 10

9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unthinkable Happened – Part 10

Part 10 (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments: After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President, is made the leader of the country. He begins immediately to make changes. – – [more…]

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