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How to Break a Toe in One Easy Step

How to Break a Toe in One Easy Step

There are probably as many ways to break a toe as there are feet. Life is hard and toes are fragile, which means that by the time you reach middle age, you’ve probably broken one. Or two. I recently broke a toe when I got [more...]

What We’ve Paid for War and Afghanistan and Iraq

What We've Paid for War and Afghanistan and Iraq

Afghanistan and Iraq: Why did we sacrifice so much for so little? War is Hell. Major General Harold Greene could certainly tell you all about that — but, sadly, he’s dead. On Aug. 5, General Green became the highest-ranking American soldier to die in our [more...]

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/19/14

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/19/14

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more...]

Hillary: The Not-So-'Chosen One'

Hillary: The Not-So-’Chosen One’

An interview with Hillary Clinton, the presumed next Democratic candidate for president Even though former First Lady Hillary Clinton has not officially announced her candidacy, her recent speaking engagement demands sure make her seem like a candidate for the highest office of the land. Some [more...]

Lost Journal: Laugh Track – the Next Generation

Lost Journal: Laugh Track - the Next Generation

Journal entry: October 4, 2009 (age 40) – Laugh Track Nothing makes a TV show funnier than a laugh track. Hearing other people’s laughter tells our social brains that we should conform and laugh as well. (Sure, Hawkeye is performing a tracheotomy in unsanitary conditions, [more...]

Don’t Do Stupid Stuff: Hugging It Out

Don't Do Stupid Stuff: Hugging It Out

Hillary and Barack look forward to “hugging it out” The meeting probably wasn’t as awkward as Cain attending Abel’s funeral. Closer to Anna Nicole walking past her husband’s family in court. Surely had a Billy Bob Thornton/Brad Pitt-drunk at a wedding reception feel. Talking about [more...]

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