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Renéevation

Speculation on Renée Zellweger’s new face What’s happened to Renée Zellweger? From the photos it’s hard to tellweger. It looks like some surgery Created a furgery That no longer looks like the rellweger.   Renéevation was last modified: October 29th, 2014 by Caryl Avery

Big Beer Bullies: Time for a Trust-Busting Beer Bust

Big Beer Bullies: Time for a Trust-Busting Beer Bust

InBev is trying to create a single beer behemoth OK, that’s it — no more Mr. Nice Guy from me when covering the avarice and arrogance of corporate power! Their monopolistic grabfest has now turned personal. It’s about beer, the nourishing nectar of a civilized [more...]

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/28/14

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/28/14

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more...]

Lost Journal: A Pair of Psychos and a Scared Au Pair

Lost Journal: A Pair of Psychos and a Scared Au Pair

Journal entry: February 27, 1996 (age 26) – Au Pair What’s worse than living with a psychopath? Immediately moving in with another psychopath. Even for a single guy in his 20s, that makes for a higher-than-usual percentage of bad roommates. Three months ago, I rented [more...]

The Orange and Black

The Orange and Black

Time to carve a gourd, it’s Halloween! Here it comes. Creeping down dark alleys. Overturning garbage cans and spooking black cats. The scariest day of the year. With the exception of your next birthday, that is: Halloween. All Hallow’s Eve. The night preceding All Saint’s [more...]

A Poem: On the Arrival of Ebola in New York

A Poem: On the Arrival of Ebola in New York

Regarding the first case of Ebola in New York   The first case of Ebola in New York does not make New Yorkers ebollient. I suspect it’s because it can’t be stopped with some virus-fighting emollient, Or removed from skin where fluids have been by [more...]

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