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Your Boyfriend or Your Dog?

Your Boyfriend or Your Dog?

Your Boyfriend or Your Dog?

‘Love my dog, or you get the doghouse’ A Bichon Frise is a small white dog, poodle-sized, but fluffier. Fans of the breed love our “fluffs” for their bright, engaging natures and their extreme cuteness. But our attachment to these dogs can present challenges. One [more…]

Now You Can Donate Directly to Our Starving Writers & Artists!

Now You Can Donate Directly to Our Starving Writers & Artists!

In the Age of the Internet, it is very hard for cartoonists and writers to make money. Help ’em out a bit, won’t you? Thanks! Hello, Humor Times website and magazine readers! We have an announcement about an exciting new development at www.humortimes.com that we’ve [more…]

How Unemployment Really Works

How Unemployment Really Works

How to reduce the unemployment rolls Derek in Accounts Payable was an excitable type, but only to a certain extent. When he rounded the corner to speak to Jason, his boss, colleague and friend he was more excited than normal. The fact that he kept [more…]

9/12/2001 - The Days After the Unthinkable Happened - Part  4

9/12/2001 – The Days After the Unthinkable Happened – Part 4

The Days After the Unthinkable Happened on 9/11 (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments in the Unthinkable series: After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001, killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President, is taken to a secured location [more…]

Movie Review: "The 100 Year Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared"

Movie Review: “The 100 Year Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared”

Movie Review: "The 100 Year Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared"

“The 100 Year Old Man Who Climbed Out The Window And Disappeared” – a film review by Gary Chew Travails in the life of Allan Karlsson are akin to those of Forrest Gump. Allan is the person to whom the film refers in the excruciatingly [more…]

Obama’s Ugly Show of Presidential Petulance

Obama's Ugly Show of Presidential Petulance

When the going got tough, Barack Obama got in a huff, and then he got gruff. President Obama has worked himself into such a tizzy over the TPP that he’s lashing out at his progressive friends in Congress. He’s mad because they refuse to be [more…]

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