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Ferguson Follies

Ferguson Follies

A funny thing happened on the way back from the Ferguson courthouse… I stood on the side of the road, across the street from the courthouse, both concerned and entertained by the gathering crowd.  On one side of the steps leading up to the courthouse [more…]

Movie Review: "Horrible Bosses 2"

Movie Review: “Horrible Bosses 2″

Movie Review: "Horrible Bosses 2"

“Horrible Bosses 2″ – a film review by Gary Chew Upon leaving the cinema, I told the studio rep for the movie screening that I had a Ph. D in horrible bosses. But going in, I thought the word “horrible” meant how bosses treat employees. [more…]

Thanksgiving: From the White House to Wal-Mart

Thanksgiving: From the White House to Wal-Mart

Thanksgiving turkeys got a pardon, and so did the turkey industry lobbying group. Thanksgiving — a time of grace and family sharing — will start with an extra-graceful act from the White House this year. Just as every president since Lincoln has done, Barack Obama [more…]

Thanksgiving 2014

Thanksgiving 2014

You got to love Thanksgiving. You do. It’s the law. You got to love Thanksgiving. And be honest, doesn’t a little tryptophan poisoning amongst family and friends sound pretty comforting right about now? What with Ebola infested ISIS members slithering across the border carrying photos [more…]

If American Authors Took to Twitter

If American Authors Took to Twitter

What would American authors tweet? We’re sure you’ve often wondered, what would American authors tweet, if they were inclined to confine themselves to 140 characters? Well, wonder no more: @HawthorneDarknessOnTheEdgeOfSalem I have stared into the darkness of the deepest night and found not God or [more…]

Lost Journal: Thank Goodness for Gobbles

Lost Journal: Thank Goodness for Gobbles

Journal entry: November 19, 1990 (age 21) There’s a sense of exhilaration when a college freshman gets his own phone line and his own answering machine. (The typical female has had a separate phone line in her bedroom since she was 13.) No more boring [more…]

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