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What is life? Life – An annoying thing that happens when you wake up in the morning. Life – The commitment you don’t remember having agreed to. Life – 16 hours you have to live through before you can go back to bed again. Life [more…]

TPP: Obama Resorts to Government by Sucker Punch

TPP: Obama Resorts to Government by Sucker Punch

Flush the secretive TPP scam! Ed, please call home! Edward Snowden, that is: Come quickly; your country needs you. Once again, the American people are being victimized by a hush-hush blanket of official secrecy, rhetorical dodges and outright lies. This time it’s not about wholesale [more…]

A Bush vs Clinton Rematch

A Bush vs Clinton Rematch

It’ll likely be Bush vs Clinton again. Comedians everywhere are rejoicing. You might want to stuff your pants pockets with sand and hang onto the rail as the ship of state lurches towards the distinct possibility that the next election to command the helm will [more…]

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/23/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/23/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Lost Journal: Delusions of a Seventh-grader

Lost Journal: Delusions of a Seventh-grader

Journal entry: September 9, 1981 (age 12) – Delusions Today, I become a man. Today, I start seventh grade. Outwardly, I may still look like a boy, but I’m so totally not. Before I even left my house this morning, I felt more confident about [more…]

Movie Review: "The Gunman"

Movie Review: “The Gunman”

The Gunman – a film review by Gary Chew The Gunman, a vehicle for Sean Penn going full-bore macho, is a new action movie somewhat like a blue collar 007 picture … but with more “testicularity.” Instead of that term, on the after-the-screening comment card [more…]

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