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Lost Journal: Mother Fills Empty Nest with Larry Bird

Lost Journal: Mother Fills Empty Nest with Larry Bird

Journal entry: December 27, 1989 (age 20) – Empty Nest Something is terribly wrong with my mother. I’m home on Christmas break from SUNY Oswego, and I was out with some of my childhood chums tonight. When I returned to the house, I heard loud [more…]

9/12/2001 - The Days After the Unthinkable Happened - Part 8

9/12/2001 – The Days After the Unthinkable Happened – Part 8

Part 8: The Top Dogs Meeting (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments – After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President, is made the leader of the US. Things began to [more…]

Movie Review: "Amy"

Movie Review: “Amy”

Movie Review: "Amy"

“Amy” – a film review by Gary Chew I would never want Tony Bennett to stop singing, but the legendary crooner surely could be a Dr. Phil, as great as Tony sings “I Left My Heart In San Francisco.” Why? Well, here’s an ad lib [more…]

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/1/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/1/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Humor Times Columnist Paul Lander Takes 2nd Place in National Contest

Humor Times Columnist Paul Lander Takes 2nd Place in National Contest

“Our second place winner is laugh out loud funny” – contest judges Last month, we reported that Paul Lander, author of the periodic “Ripping the Headlines Today” column on this website, was a finalist in the 2015 annual column contest of the National Society of [more…]

Welcome to Bedpan Alley! Honest Names for Nursing Homes

Welcome to Bedpan Alley! Honest Names for Nursing Homes

Here to help: Nursing home names that make more sense – no charge to use. A senior living facility called “Symphony Square” recently opened up in my neighborhood. It doesn’t have a symphony. Nor is it square. So what’s with the name? I’m guessing that [more…]

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