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Movie Review: "Far From The Madding Crowd"

Movie Review: “Far From The Madding Crowd”

Movie Review: "Far From The Madding Crowd"

“Far From The Madding Crowd” – a film review by Gary Chew My introduction to Thomas Hardy came with an assignment I once had for a college English Literature course. The Mayor of Casterbridge was the novel. It’s a less well known and later work [more…]

A "Pedal-palooza" Event Rolls Into Sacramento: Celebrate Bicycling & Music, with a Bike-Powered Stage!

A “Pedal-palooza” Event Rolls Into Sacramento: Celebrate Bicycling & Music, with a Bike-Powered Stage!

Encourage bicycling: Please help spread the word about this week-long event. The multi-day, multi-location Sacramento Rolling Bicycle Music Festival features a bike-powered sound system and is being held during the first week of May (May 1-8) in Sacramento. Think of it as a “Pedal-palooza” — [more…]

A Modern Disease Running Rampant: Oversharing on Social Media

A Modern Disease Running Rampant: Oversharing on Social Media

The Heartbreak of Oversharing on Social Media While the nation sleeps, a virulent epidemic snakes across our width and breadth like a twisting toxic tornado. Everyday, the tragic sufferers of this dreaded disease stagger dazedly down streets walking into poles and Armenians and through glass [more…]

TPP Includes a Corporate Cluster Bomb to Obliterate our People’s Sovereignty

TPP Includes a Corporate Cluster Bomb to Obliterate our People's Sovereignty

The TPP’s “Investor-State Dispute Settlements” are an attack on every nation’s sovereignty. The Powers That Be are very unhappy with you and me. They’re also very unhappy with senators like Elizabeth Warren, activist groups like Public Citizen, unions like the Communications Workers of America and [more…]

(The) News (Really) Bytes – April 2015

(The) News (Really) Bytes – April 2015

‘All the News that Needs to be Knowed’ The Aurora Joker James Holmes trial finally begins three years after his attack at the premier of a new Batman movie that killed twelve people: Could we just have Batman seal him up in a forgotten part [more…]

Lost Journal: Comedy is Key Factor in Gross National Product

Lost Journal: Comedy is Key Factor in Gross National Product

Journal entry: October 19, 1996 (age 27) – Comedy and the GNP When I moved to the Washington, D.C., area three years ago, it was my goal to work with the city’s top sketch comedy troupe, Gross National Product, or GNP. They do topical political [more…]

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