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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/1/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/1/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Humor Times Columnist Paul Lander Takes 2nd Place in National Contest

Humor Times Columnist Paul Lander Takes 2nd Place in National Contest

“Our second place winner is laugh out loud funny” – contest judges Last month, we reported that Paul Lander, author of the periodic “Ripping the Headlines Today” column on this website, was a finalist in the 2015 annual column contest of the National Society of [more…]

Welcome to Bedpan Alley! Honest Names for Nursing Homes

Welcome to Bedpan Alley! Honest Names for Nursing Homes

Here to help: Nursing home names that make more sense – no charge to use. A senior living facility called “Symphony Square” recently opened up in my neighborhood. It doesn’t have a symphony. Nor is it square. So what’s with the name? I’m guessing that [more…]

What Moved Marriage Equality from Taboo to Justice?

What Moved Marriage Equality from Taboo to Justice?

Marriage equality: a long time in coming From 1956 until 2010, CBS television’s daytime lineup included America’s longest-running soap opera: “As the World Turns.” But times change, and now a real-life human drama of profound importance has debuted in America: “As the Generations Turn.” It’s [more…]

College Pitch to a Middle School Student

College Pitch to a Middle School Student

NYU is recruiting, and middle schools may hold students with great potential Office of Admissions New York University New York, NY 10003 Dear John, Listen. You’ve impressed us. And we wanted to let you know. Oftentimes, middle school students do not get the accolades they [more…]

Update the Voting Process to Meet Our Needs

Update the Voting Process to Meet Our Needs

Evidence suggests who we vote for isn’t always who we should Each election cycle we are beaten over the head with the agenda that candidates feel are important to our lives. Many times there is a large overlap of promises, especially during party primaries. Once [more…]

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