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Semi-Humorous True Life Bear Encounters

Semi-Humorous True Life Bear Encounters

Like Stephen Colbert says, bears are a big threat! BEAR #1 Returning from an overnight kayaking trip out in the islands near where I was working, I had a short margin of time to get through a narrow pass between an island and the mainland [more...]

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Argus Hamilton Comments on the News: Umbrella-gate & More!

Argus Hamilton Comments on the News: Umbrella-gate & More!

Triggering “Umbrella-gate,” President Obama called in the Marines Thursday to hold an umbrella over his head during his Rose Garden press conference. Let’s face it. We just don’t have the military capability to protect our Middle East diplomats and the president’s suits at the same [more...]

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Lost Journal: Driving Standards Shift When Shifting in a Standard

Lost Journal: Driving Standards Shift When Shifting in a Standard

Journal entry: June 1, 1988 (age 19) — Driving standard The honks were getting louder.  I yanked the emergency brake and got out of the car.  I hustled back toward the coupe idling behind me.  As its bewildered and annoyed driver unrolled his window, I [more...]

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Faking the News: The Benghazi Emails Scandal

Faking the News: The Benghazi Emails Scandal

Benghazi: Not your usual humor site ‘fake news’ — instead, national network fake news By William Boardman, Reader Supported News Show us the emails! Here, take another look! The strangest thing about the public release on May 15 of 100 or so emails relating to [more...]

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Benghazi Smoke Screen

Benghazi Smoke Screen

Most Americans thought Benghazi was the guy who palled around with John Cassavetes back in the 60s Up until about an hour ago, most Americans thought Benghazi was the guy who palled around with John Cassavetes back in the 60s, but now it’s obvious we’re [more...]

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Movie Review: "Star Trek: Into Darkness"

Movie Review: “Star Trek: Into Darkness”

“Star Trek: Into Darkness” — a film review by Gary Chew Maintaining linkage with itself has to be one of the underlying secrets of success for the durable “Star Trek” franchise. The linkage with all the star trekking from its outset when Gene Roddenberry got [more...]

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