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Democrats: Message, Message, Who’s Got the Message?

Democrats: Message, Message, Who's Got the Message?

It’s hard to beat: Democrats and their message Don’t look now, but the Democratic Party is undergoing an identity crisis of such monumental proportions, the Dissociative Identity Disorder people have called and are requesting artifacts for their Hall of Fame. Going to put Obama’s basketball [more…]

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/1/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/1/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

There is Much Value to Professional Political Speechwriting

There is Much Value to Professional Political Speechwriting

It is impossible to overstate the value of great Speechwriting C-SPAN is channel 188 on my television, which illustrates the conflict I have about the merits of Numerology as a scientific guide to life: The number 1 is supposed to represent the sun and all [more…]

Finally! A New Protest on Red Square ... Sort of

Finally! A New Protest on Red Square … Sort of

Protests in Red Square? Not so fast. The news came across the wires of a huge protest in Moscow, right on Red Square. Really?! Are the Russian masses finally rallying up against the ex-KGB man who has reinvented Czarism in a modern form? Is the [more…]

Movie Review: "The Lazarus Effect"

Movie Review: “The Lazarus Effect”

Movie Review: "The Lazarus Effect"

“The Lazarus Effect” – a film review by Gary Chew The Lazarus Effect begins not in Bethany but Berkeley. In fact, the entire movie occurs in Berkeley, most of it in an unassuming building on a university campus — at a well-equipped laboratory. Five medical [more…]

Plutocratic Rule: See What the Supreme Court Hath Wrought

Plutocratic Rule: See What the Supreme Court Hath Wrought

Thanks to the Supreme Court, the Koch Brothers are out to prove there is now one big party to rule us all. Shouldn’t America have at least one major party that isn’t beholden to the corporate elite? Well don’t look now, but such a party [more…]

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