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America’s Natural Politics

America's Natural Politics

My father was a populist, but didn’t know it My father, W.F. “High” Hightower, was a populist. Only, he didn’t know it. Didn’t know the word, much less the history or anything about populism’s democratic ethos. My father was not philosophical, but he had a [more...]

Lost Journal: The Fighting Irish vs. the Heckling Irish

Lost Journal: The Fighting Irish vs. the Heckling Irish

Journal entry: January 2, 1989 (age 19) – Fighting Irish It was a strange sight. Earlier tonight, about 3 dozen grown men were gathered on a small, backyard deck. The object of their ferocious attention was a small television in one corner. Whatever they were [more...]

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/15/14

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/15/14

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more...]

Movie Review: "The Drop"

Movie Review: “The Drop”

Movie Review: "The Drop"

“The Drop” – a film review by Gary Chew Dennis Lehane’s characters in “The Drop” are not special, just real. They possess the varied qualities and deformities found in the hearts and psyches of all human beings. These factors are always at play in Michaël [more...]

Help Wash Formaldehyde Out of Baby’s Hair

Help Wash Formaldehyde Out of Baby's Hair

Toxic formaldehyde has been included in baby products for years In the U.S. alone, the cosmetics industry pulls in some $70 billion a year in sales of what’s commonly called “makeup.” But lipstick, blush, mascara, etc. are not the only kind of makeup the cosmetic [more...]

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/8/14

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/8/14

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more...]

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