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NSA Spying Is Here to Stay

NSA Spying Is Here to Stay

Big Brother NSA will never abandon us On Monday, April 14, the the Washington Post and the Guardian US newspapers received the Pulitzer for Journalism Public Service for their reports on NSA spying. In light of their hard work, let’s recap events of the last [more...]

Enter to Win a Whitewater River Rafting Trip with W.E.T.!

Enter to Win a Whitewater River Rafting Trip with W.E.T.!

Enter to Win a River Rafting Trip W.E.T. River Trips has generously donated a river rafting trip on the American River this year, to help celebrate the Humor Times 23rd Anniversary Issue — the April issue! To enter, fill out the form below. The deadline [more...]

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/14/14

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/14/14

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more...]

Running Commentary on the Changing Shape of a Commentator

Running Commentary on the Changing Shape of a Commentator

Journal entry: April 24, 2009 (age 39) – In Shape Most times when I write, I am self-deprecating.  Not today.  Today, I am going to make fun of you.  Just kidding. Actually, I’m going to give myself a verbal pat on the back.  Verbal pat, [more...]

Childbirth 101: A Father's Perspective

Childbirth 101: A Father’s Perspective

The act of childbirth is no place for men The gig is up, mothers!  After numerous hours of data collection and opinion surveys (Hey Frank, what do you think about our role during childbirth…?) we of the male species have concluded that we really aren’t [more...]

Patronizing Paychecks: Equal Pay

Patronizing Paychecks: Equal Pay

GOP knows that equal pay for women is just a liberal dirty trick In a move as surprising as limos at a state funeral the GOP has misplaced their ticket for the clue train. Yes, again. Just when you think they get it, party leaders [more...]

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