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Presidential Sweepstakes: T-Minus 28 Months and Counting

Presidential Sweepstakes: T-Minus 28 Months and Counting

Candidates doing their best to look and sound presidential Bust out the gin and tonics because this is shaping up to be one heck of a long hot summer. Weather-wise and politics-wise. All over the world, hostilities are flaring like out of control wildfires. While [more...]

Lost Journal: The Case of the Overly-Light Lowenbrau

Lost Journal: The Case of the Overly-Light Lowenbrau

Journal entry: July 3, 1994 (age 25) - Lowenbrau Light Today, I was among the extended family gathered to celebrate my Uncle Art and Aunt Millie Grace’s 50th wedding anniversary. As at any gathering of more than two Irishmen, plenty of classic family stories were retold. [more...]

Do-Nothing Congress Takes a Vacation

Do-Nothing Congress Takes a Vacation

Zen-like nothingness is tiring to maintain for the “Do-Nothing Congress” Gosh, has it already been three weeks since Congress took a vacation? Those poor stiffs must be pooped from trying to catch up on all the heavy lifting that piled up while they were away [more...]

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/28/14

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/28/14

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more...]

Today’s Supreme Court: Let’s Talk Impeachment

Today's Supreme Court: Let's Talk Impeachment

The ‘Extreme Supreme 5′ is sullying the reputation of the Supreme Court What can you say about Hobby Lobby? It seems one of their corporate “hobbies” is religion. The proposition that a company or a corporation can have religious beliefs seems laughable on its face [more...]

$7 Billion Penalty: A Good Deal on Wall Street

$7 Billion Penalty: A Good Deal on Wall Street

When your Wall Street megabank makes $76 billion a year, $7 billion can be just the cost of doing business. Media outlets across the country trumpeted the stunning news with headlines like this: “Citigroup Punished.” At last, went the storyline, the Justice Department brought down [more...]

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