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The News (Really) Bytes – May 2015

The News (Really) Bytes – May 2015

Reviewing the news for May Cleveland, Ohio Police Chief Calvin Williams says that 71 people were arrested while protesting the acquittal of a police officer who shot to death two unarmed black drivers because “a few of them went over the line.” Of course, shooting [more…]

This Week in Election Poly Ticks

This Week in Election Poly Ticks

Only 70 weeks before the election! Run for your lives, people, because it’s complete chaos out there. In the pre-summer rush to wrangle positive press, current presidential candidates, potential presidential candidates, former presidential candidates, former presidents and current presidents are viciously competing for track space [more…]

A Letter Carrier's Special Delivery to Congress

A Letter Carrier’s Special Delivery to Congress

A Letter Carrier's Special Delivery to Congress

Neither rain nor sleet nor snow — nor even the likelihood that he’d be killed en route — could stop this letter carrier from making his appointed rounds. Doug Hughes is one gutsy and creative mailman. In April, this rural letter carrier from Florida stunned [more…]

Lost Journal: Columnist Calls for Corrections in Communication

Lost Journal: Columnist Calls for Corrections in Communication

Journal entry: March 13, 2011 (age 41) – Communication “What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.” Said failure prompted Strother Martin to knock Paul Newman into a ditch in the movie Cool Hand Luke. When your first name is Strother, you can’t even introduce [more…]

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/26/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/26/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Your Boyfriend or Your Dog?

Your Boyfriend or Your Dog?

Your Boyfriend or Your Dog?

‘Love my dog, or you get the doghouse’ A Bichon Frise is a small white dog, poodle-sized, but fluffier. Fans of the breed love our “fluffs” for their bright, engaging natures and their extreme cuteness. But our attachment to these dogs can present challenges. One [more…]

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