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Bad Hair Wars

Bad Hair Wars

Wars involving bad hair and nukes are known to be the worst. Enterprising entrepreneurs out there might want to invest in a fleet of tractor backhoes and partial ownership of a limestone quarry, because it’s starting to look like bunker-digging time in America. The threat [more…]

In Praise of Catchy Book Subtitles

In Praise of Catchy Book Subtitles

More books are being embellished with catchy subtitles – here’s some more suggestions. Because books compete for readers’ attention with many less demanding entertainments – from film and TV to streaming video and interactive games – publishers must give customers reasons for reading this book [more…]

How to Keep ‘Public’ and ‘Service’ in Our Public Postal Service

How to Keep 'Public' and 'Service' in Our Public Postal Service

Private entities are working hard to destroy the Postal Service Journalism, which is supposed to help make sense of our turbulent world, can’t seem to make sense of itself. In addition to “news” (which involves reporting on stuff that’s real) we’re now getting “fake news” [more…]

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/25/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/25/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Presenting the Poetry of Sarah Palin

Presenting the Poetry of Sarah Palin

Some until-now overlooked poems by Sarah Palin. You’re welcome! I SHOT AN ARROW I shot an arrow into the air it came down and pegged a hare. My rifle I shot so straight and true and brought me down a caribou. Moose when they see [more…]

"Killing O'Reilly" - A Bestseller & Just Deserts

“Killing O’Reilly” – A Bestseller & Just Deserts

A who-done-it & why-wasn’t-it-done-before thriller about Bill O’Reilly! It only seems fair that Bill O’Reilly, the best-selling author of Killing Kennedy, Killing Lincoln, Killing Patton and Killing Jesus would have a contract out on his own skin by eight sexually harassed women! Let’s call them [more…]

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