CAC banner ad
Humor Times subscribe

Latest Humor Times Faux News Headlines!

Apple Set to Purchase Boob-Squeezing Simulator for iWatch
NYPD Impounds Joan Rivers' Joke Files
Police Say Handcuffed Man Was Suicidal Contortionist
Burger King Describes Latest Whopper as 'Loaded'
Exclusive: Why Cleveland over South Beach for LeBron James?
Inside:
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/15/14

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/15/14

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more...]

Movie Review: "The Drop"

Movie Review: “The Drop”

Movie Review: "The Drop"

“The Drop” – a film review by Gary Chew Dennis Lehane’s characters in “The Drop” are not special, just real. They possess the varied qualities and deformities found in the hearts and psyches of all human beings. These factors are always at play in Michaël [more...]

Help Wash Formaldehyde Out of Baby’s Hair

Help Wash Formaldehyde Out of Baby's Hair

Toxic formaldehyde has been included in baby products for years In the U.S. alone, the cosmetics industry pulls in some $70 billion a year in sales of what’s commonly called “makeup.” But lipstick, blush, mascara, etc. are not the only kind of makeup the cosmetic [more...]

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/8/14

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/8/14

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more...]

Lost Journal: The Battle for Orthodontic Independence

Lost Journal: The Battle for Orthodontic Independence

Journal entry: October 22, 1984 (age 15) – Taking the braces off I’ve been preparing for this day for years. My parents paid a lot of money to get me to this point, and they’re filled with pride. It’s a day that young men dream [more...]

How They Spent Their Summer Vacation

How They Spent Their Summer Vacation

You wanted to know, we’re here to help: What the country’s top politicos did on their summer vacations. September is a grand month for traditions. Fresh pencils and tablets for the upcoming school year. The approach of fall as evidenced by the turning of the [more...]

Humor Columns: