CAC banner ad
Humor Times subscribe

Latest Humor Times Faux News Headlines!

Dick Cheney: 'I Never Shot Anyone in the Face'
Rudy Giuliani Defends NYPD 'Culling' Black Children
Rick Santorum: God Owns Church and State, Gave Both to GOP
Stephen Hawking's 'Bond Villain' Proposal Spurs Imitators
Terrorist Winter Retreat Canceled Due to Infighting
Inside:

Thinking of Amazon Workers This Holiday Season

Thinking of Amazon Workers This Holiday Season

Amazon CEO named “World’s Worst Boss” During the hectic holiday shopping season, Jeff Bezos’ Amazon.com may seem like a great option, especially for us procrastinators. Anything you want can be shipped directly to your doorstep. All it takes is a few clicks on the Amazon [more…]

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/16/14

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/16/14

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Squatting on the Flag, CIA Style

Squatting on the Flag, CIA Style

Of course the CIA lies. That’s what they do. If you believe the recently released Senate Intelligence Committee torture report, you might be tempted to conclude that the CIA lied to the press and the public and to Congress about the extent and effectiveness of [more…]

Top Ten Comedic News Stories of 2014

Top Ten Comedic News Stories of 2014

Definitely NOT the Top Ten Legitimate News Stories of 2014 Hey guys, Will Durst here with your eagerly awaited Top Ten Comedic News Stories of 2014. Now, here’s the deal: please do not confuse these amusing accounts with the Top Ten Legitimate News Stories of [more…]

The Pain of Inequality Among Yacht Buyers

The Pain of Inequality Among Yacht Buyers

Inequality: Our poor little millionaires are suffering a wealth gap, too! In this season of mass commercialism, let’s pause to consider the plight of simple millionaires. Why? Because we now share a common cause: Inequality. You don’t hear much about it, but millionaires are suffering [more…]

A Funny Little Stocking Stuffer for the Parents On Your Holiday Gift List

A Funny Little Stocking Stuffer for the Parents On Your Holiday Gift List

Add “The Big Book of Parenting Tweets” to your holiday gift list “The Big Book of Parenting Tweets” is a new collection of 300 Tweets from funny people on Twitter who also happen to be parents, curated by Kate Hall, creator of the popular Hall [more…]

Humor Columns: