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Welcome to Bedpan Alley! Honest Names for Nursing Homes

Welcome to Bedpan Alley! Honest Names for Nursing Homes

Here to help: Nursing home names that make more sense – no charge to use. A senior living facility called “Symphony Square” recently opened up in my neighborhood. It doesn’t have a symphony. Nor is it square. So what’s with the name? I’m guessing that [more…]

What Moved Marriage Equality from Taboo to Justice?

What Moved Marriage Equality from Taboo to Justice?

Marriage equality: a long time in coming From 1956 until 2010, CBS television’s daytime lineup included America’s longest-running soap opera: “As the World Turns.” But times change, and now a real-life human drama of profound importance has debuted in America: “As the Generations Turn.” It’s [more…]

College Pitch to a Middle School Student

College Pitch to a Middle School Student

NYU is recruiting, and middle schools may hold students with great potential Office of Admissions New York University New York, NY 10003 Dear John, Listen. You’ve impressed us. And we wanted to let you know. Oftentimes, middle school students do not get the accolades they [more…]

Update the Voting Process to Meet Our Needs

Update the Voting Process to Meet Our Needs

Evidence suggests who we vote for isn’t always who we should Each election cycle we are beaten over the head with the agenda that candidates feel are important to our lives. Many times there is a large overlap of promises, especially during party primaries. Once [more…]

The News (Really) Bytes – June 2015 Summary

The News (Really) Bytes – June 2015 Summary

News bytes from the last month Jeb Bush announces candidacy for President – The head political office of the U.S. is now going back to the Bush Leagues. Rachel Dolezal, a white person, pretended to be black and became head of the Spokane Washington NAACP [more…]

Rebel Flag the Ultimate Dog Whistle

Rebel Flag the Ultimate Dog Whistle

The Confederate rebel flag has been the source of controversy with a regularity approaching that of a Madonna comeback album. Since its reintroduction on the grounds of the South Carolina Capitol in 1961 to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the start of the Civil War, [more…]

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