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I’m In Love With Mr. Yippee!

I'm In Love With Mr. Yippee!

No, Mr. Yippie is not a sex toy “Why is there a gigantic sex toy sitting on your dining room table?” Mark asked recently. “That’s not a gigantic sex toy,” I said. “It’s a Wahl Hot & Cold Therapy Massager.” “Which is?” “An Advanced Pain [more...]

Movie Reviews: "Under The Skin" and "Transcendence"

Movie Reviews: “Under The Skin” and “Transcendence”

“Under The Skin” and “Transcendence” — Two Film Reviews by Gary Chew “Under The Skin” “Under The Skin” lingers only briefly on the dermatological. But the dermis is important to this rather unique film by Jonathan Glazer. The English director and writer blew me away [more...]

Fork Off!

Fork Off!

I don’t like to share my food. Is that so terrible? When I was growing up, taking food from another’s plate was okay… if you were a toddler. Once you were three, you were expected to know it wasn’t cool to swipe a meatball from [more...]

NSA Spying Is Here to Stay

NSA Spying Is Here to Stay

Big Brother NSA will never abandon us On Monday, April 14, the the Washington Post and the Guardian US newspapers received the Pulitzer for Journalism Public Service for their reports on NSA spying. In light of their hard work, let’s recap events of the last [more...]

Enter to Win a Whitewater River Rafting Trip with W.E.T.!

Enter to Win a Whitewater River Rafting Trip with W.E.T.!

Enter to Win a River Rafting Trip W.E.T. River Trips has generously donated a river rafting trip on the American River this year, to help celebrate the Humor Times 23rd Anniversary Issue — the April issue! To enter, fill out the form below. The deadline [more...]

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/14/14

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/14/14

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more...]

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