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Campaign 2016: More the Merrier

Campaign 2016: More the Merrier

The campaign race for the presidential nomination is getting crowded, but we like it that way! Got to congratulate Donald Trump in this campaign for how fast he’s become more annoying to the Republican Party than a mouse in an air conditioning unit. Like that [more…]

‘Proud Partners’ Corporatize Our National Parks

'Proud Partners' Corporatize Our National Parks

Like everything these days, it seems, our National Parks are now background for corporate marketing. Our presidents are good at praising America’s magnificent national parks system, but they’re lousy at maintaining it. Bill Clinton-the-candidate, for example, spoke of how lucky he was to have Hot [more…]

9/12/2001 - The Days After The Unthinkable Happened - Part 10

9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unthinkable Happened – Part 10

Part 10 (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments: After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President, is made the leader of the country. He begins immediately to make changes. – – [more…]

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/26/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/26/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Movie Review: "Southpaw"

Movie Review: “Southpaw”

Movie Review: "Southpaw"

“Southpaw” – a film review by Gary Chew “If it makes money, it makes sense.” Sounds like a less offensive TV news soundbite from Donald Trump on a stump speech … right? Wrong. The sentence is spoken by an oleaginous fight promoter in a new [more…]

Rumpus Chumpus Trumpus

Rumpus Chumpus Trumpus

Donald Trump: the gift of loud that keeps on blaring For all those bemoaning the lack of noise in the Republican presidential sweepstakes, it’s time to get down on our knees and give thanks to Donald Trump, because whatever that man touches turns to loud. [more…]

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