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Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/30/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/30/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Lost Journal: A-Tisket, A-Tasket, an Easter Laundry Basket

Lost Journal: A-Tisket, A-Tasket, an Easter Laundry Basket

Journal entry: March 26, 1978 (age 8) – Easter “Your Easter basket fell out of the sky.” The penciled note, in my mom’s blocky print, was waiting for me on the kitchen table this morning. Another note left a clue for my older brother, Dan. [more…]

Famous Instances of Players Cheating During Poker Tournaments

Famous Instances of Players Cheating During Poker Tournaments

Poker tournaments don’t always attract the most honest people, shall we say… Poker tournaments have grown in popularity over the last few years, and it is now the most played card game on the planet – with a number of reasons contributing to the rise [more…]

Life …

Life …

What is life? Life – An annoying thing that happens when you wake up in the morning. Life – The commitment you don’t remember having agreed to. Life – 16 hours you have to live through before you can go back to bed again. Life [more…]

TPP: Obama Resorts to Government by Sucker Punch

TPP: Obama Resorts to Government by Sucker Punch

Flush the secretive TPP scam! Ed, please call home! Edward Snowden, that is: Come quickly; your country needs you. Once again, the American people are being victimized by a hush-hush blanket of official secrecy, rhetorical dodges and outright lies. This time it’s not about wholesale [more…]

A Bush vs Clinton Rematch

A Bush vs Clinton Rematch

It’ll likely be Bush vs Clinton again. Comedians everywhere are rejoicing. You might want to stuff your pants pockets with sand and hang onto the rail as the ship of state lurches towards the distinct possibility that the next election to command the helm will [more…]

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