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The Death Penalty: Let’s Get Lethaler

The Death Penalty: Let's Get Lethaler

The term “death penalty” seems to criminally understate the case You’d think Americans have enough stuff to worry about. Severe drought desiccating a third of the country. A political system whose major talent is demonstrating stasis in action. The rich using the poor as fleshy [more...]

Lost Journal: American Idol Plays to Worst Instincts of the American Idle

Lost Journal: American Idol Plays to Worst Instincts of the American Idle

Journal entry: May 15, 2009 (age 40) – American Idol I rant, therefore I am. That’s the only way I can describe how I feel after watching that ubiquitous YouTube performance of “I Dreamed a Dream” by a somewhat frumpy woman named Susan Boyle. Like [more...]

I’m In Love With Mr. Yippee!

I'm In Love With Mr. Yippee!

No, Mr. Yippie is not a sex toy “Why is there a gigantic sex toy sitting on your dining room table?” Mark asked recently. “That’s not a gigantic sex toy,” I said. “It’s a Wahl Hot & Cold Therapy Massager.” “Which is?” “An Advanced Pain [more...]

Movie Reviews: "Under The Skin" and "Transcendence"

Movie Reviews: “Under The Skin” and “Transcendence”

“Under The Skin” and “Transcendence” — Two Film Reviews by Gary Chew “Under The Skin” “Under The Skin” lingers only briefly on the dermatological. But the dermis is important to this rather unique film by Jonathan Glazer. The English director and writer blew me away [more...]

Fork Off!

Fork Off!

I don’t like to share my food. Is that so terrible? When I was growing up, taking food from another’s plate was okay… if you were a toddler. Once you were three, you were expected to know it wasn’t cool to swipe a meatball from [more...]

NSA Spying Is Here to Stay

NSA Spying Is Here to Stay

Big Brother NSA will never abandon us On Monday, April 14, the the Washington Post and the Guardian US newspapers received the Pulitzer for Journalism Public Service for their reports on NSA spying. In light of their hard work, let’s recap events of the last [more...]

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