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A Bush vs Clinton Rematch

A Bush vs Clinton Rematch

It’ll likely be Bush vs Clinton again. Comedians everywhere are rejoicing. You might want to stuff your pants pockets with sand and hang onto the rail as the ship of state lurches towards the distinct possibility that the next election to command the helm will [more…]

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/23/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/23/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Lost Journal: Delusions of a Seventh-grader

Lost Journal: Delusions of a Seventh-grader

Journal entry: September 9, 1981 (age 12) – Delusions Today, I become a man. Today, I start seventh grade. Outwardly, I may still look like a boy, but I’m so totally not. Before I even left my house this morning, I felt more confident about [more…]

Movie Review: "The Gunman"

Movie Review: “The Gunman”

The Gunman – a film review by Gary Chew The Gunman, a vehicle for Sean Penn going full-bore macho, is a new action movie somewhat like a blue collar 007 picture … but with more “testicularity.” Instead of that term, on the after-the-screening comment card [more…]

The ‘E’ in Email Stands for Evidence

The 'E' in Email Stands for Evidence

No worries, America, Hillary Clinton assured us that all is fine, no emails to see here. The country breathed a collective sigh of relief following Hillary Clinton’s masterful press conference last week, held in response to the controversy surrounding her email troubles. “It’s all fine. [more…]

Debt Buyers Bury Hard-Hit Consumers In Lies

Debt Buyers Bury Hard-Hit Consumers In Lies

Finance hucksters known as consumer debt buyers are on the prowl. Good news, people: The “boom” is back! Yes, good times are here again, thanks to an economic boom that’s being generated by (of all things) bad times. As you might know from your own [more…]

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