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Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/5/16

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/5/16

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Top Ten Comedic News Stories of 2016

Top Ten Comedic News Stories of 2016

Best comedic news stories of the year unveiled! It’s the first week of December and all over the nation children dance while grandparents twitch with anticipation. Which, admittedly, isn’t that out of the ordinary. During this festive season rife with traditions, none is more hallowed [more…]

Movie Review: "Manchester by the Sea"

Movie Review: “Manchester by the Sea”

Movie Review: "Manchester by the Sea"

“Manchester by the Sea” – a film review by Gary Chew No tsunamis 20 feet high crash onto Manchester by the Sea. Neither monstrous hurricanes nor giant water serpents devastate this quaint and lovely fishing village along the Massachusetts coast. But just about everything else [more…]

Presidential Apprentice

Presidential Apprentice

President-elect Donald Trump joins government at entry level position Two months before joining the government in an entry level position, President-elect Donald Trump has been learning the ropes and is busier than a bartender ten minutes before midnight at a Times Square Applebee’s on New [more…]

ALEC & the Koch Brothers Offer to Rewrite the Constitution

ALEC & the Koch Brothers Offer to Rewrite the Constitution

The new Founder, brought to you by the Koch brothers When you think of America’s great Constitutional originators, names like Madison, Adams, Jefferson, Washington, Hamilton and Franklin come to mind. And, of course, Abbott. This past January, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott, the multimillionaire protege of [more…]

A Message for Trump's Minions Worded in the Vernacular They Understand Best

A Message for Trump’s Minions Worded in the Vernacular They Understand Best

A sincere attempt to reach those who voted for Trump, by speaking like Donald Trump. In a bow to our supposed new President, I submit this missive attempting to recreate the style of communicating that Donald Trump does best, in order to express myself properly [more…]

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