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Netan-YAHOO's Talk Before the American Congress

Netan-YAHOO’s Talk Before the American Congress

Israel Prime Minister bloviates before Congress The Prime Minister of Israel, Netan-YAHOO, has given his talk today at the American Congress. His coming to America has been a bone of contention between the Republicans and Democrats (what else is new?), as Netan-YAHOO was not invited [more…]

Lost Journal: The Sweet Relief of Cast Removal

Lost Journal: The Sweet Relief of Cast Removal

Journal entry: November 18, 1976 (age 7) – Cast Removal “Get this thing off of me!” As it had been for the past seven weeks, that was my first waking thought this morning. The newly installed guardrail on my top bunk bed made a mournful [more…]

Movie Review: "Maps to the Stars"

Movie Review: “Maps to the Stars”

Movie Review: "Maps to the Stars"

“Maps to the Stars” – a film review by Gary Chew Humanity has been usurped from them by their egos, drugs and wealth-induced delusion. This is the substance of the principle characters in David Cronenberg’s latest film, Maps to the Stars. And in the common vernacular, [more…]

Democrats: Message, Message, Who’s Got the Message?

Democrats: Message, Message, Who's Got the Message?

It’s hard to beat: Democrats and their message Don’t look now, but the Democratic Party is undergoing an identity crisis of such monumental proportions, the Dissociative Identity Disorder people have called and are requesting artifacts for their Hall of Fame. Going to put Obama’s basketball [more…]

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/1/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/1/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

There is Much Value to Professional Political Speechwriting

There is Much Value to Professional Political Speechwriting

It is impossible to overstate the value of great Speechwriting C-SPAN is channel 188 on my television, which illustrates the conflict I have about the merits of Numerology as a scientific guide to life: The number 1 is supposed to represent the sun and all [more…]

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