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Lost Journal: Comedy is Key Factor in Gross National Product

Lost Journal: Comedy is Key Factor in Gross National Product

Journal entry: October 19, 1996 (age 27) – Comedy and the GNP When I moved to the Washington, D.C., area three years ago, it was my goal to work with the city’s top sketch comedy troupe, Gross National Product, or GNP. They do topical political [more…]

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/27/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/27/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

9/12/2001 - The Days After the Unthinkable Happened

9/12/2001 – The Days After the Unthinkable Happened

A serial book excerpt on 9/11 What might have happened had Bush been in Washington on 9/11? The aircraft nosed through the mid morning sky on 9/11/2001. Outside, the fuselage it was a sleek bird jetting its way through the air, its wings leaving contrails [more…]

A "Pedal-palooza" Event Rolls Into Sacramento: Celebrate Bicycling & Music, with a Bike-Powered Stage!

A “Pedal-palooza” Event Rolls Into Sacramento: Celebrate Bicycling & Music, with a Bike-Powered Stage!

Encourage bicycling: Please help spread the word about this week-long event. The multi-day, multi-location Sacramento Rolling Bicycle Music Festival features a bike-powered sound system and will be held during the first week of May (May 1-8) in Sacramento. Think of it as a “Pedal-palooza” — [more…]

“Dr. Evil” Turns Out to Be “Dr. Silly”

"Dr. Evil" Turns Out to Be "Dr. Silly"

The so-called “Dr. Evil” Rick Berman is not a doctor, not evil and not a scourge, just another self-serving huckster. Big Oil, labor exploiters, industrial food factories, frackers and other corporate profiteers have been paying a lot of money to a man that celebrates himself [more…]

Libraries: The Great Whores of the Literary World

Libraries: The Great Whores of the Literary World

Once upon a time, there used to be sanctuaries of silence called “libraries” There used to be a sanctuary to which you could retire for that most blessed and peaceful of soul satisfying balms — silence. This sanctuary was known as the ‘library,’ and throughout [more…]

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