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Apr 252017
 
 By , April 25, 2017
Fox Offers Donald Trump Bill O'Reilly’s Old Job

‘Let’s face it, Donald Trump is the only guy in America who can get away scot free with open sexual harassment.’ – James Murdoch NEW YORK – Fox News’ head honcho James Murdoch said today that the network was “seriously considering” offering disgraced anchorman Bill [more…]

Apr 112017
 
 By , April 11, 2017
National Debt Forces U.S. to Give Away States

In an effort to pay off the enormous national debt, the federal government has begun giving away states to various debtors overseas. The national debt has reached $13 trillion. In an effort to pay off this enormous amount, the federal government has started giving away [more…]

Mar 172017
 
 By , March 17, 2017
Angela Merkel Belts Out Her True Feelings

BREAKING NEWS: Angela Merkel belted out her true feelings in the shower today. Angela Merkel, Chancellor of Germany, was recorded singing this variation of “Getting to Know You,” the Rodgers and Hammerstein song from the musical The King and I, in the shower: Getting to know [more…]

Mar 172017
 
 By , March 17, 2017
March 4th Declared National Opposites Day

“National Opposites Day is a day that will live in infamy, and I’m the first president to say that,” said Trump. In a desperate attempt to move beyond the accusations made by the White House that former President Barack Obama had wiretap surveillance installed at [more…]