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Jul 042015
 
 By , July 4, 2015
Kim Kardashian: The Ultimate Interview

Notes on Kim Kardashian and her Rolling Stone interview TV personality, selfie specialist, sex tape extraordinaire, model, mother, brand ambassador and the first female to obtain planning permission on her ass, Kim Kardashian is a formidable talent. Her latest interview with Rolling Stone has caused quite [more…]

Jul 032015
 
 By , July 3, 2015
Interview with God - A Humor Times Exclusive

Saying He is “misunderstood,” God took the form of a Chihuahua to meet our reporter in Death Valley. Reporter: (texting madly) “Okay, James, big joke. Here I am in the middle of nowhere baking in Death Valley for my big mystery interview you set up, [more…]

Jul 032015
 
 By , July 3, 2015
Prince Releases Anti-GOP Track

A fan of Bernie Sanders, Prince rocks anti-Republican message. The artist formerly known as relevant is back. Prince has came a long way since appearing on those Rice Krispie commercials alongside Snap and Crackle. His anti-right-wing track, “GOP-R.I.P,” released Wednesday, delivers a funky and irresistible [more…]

Jul 012015
 
 By , July 1, 2015
Same-Sex Marriage = Same-Day Carnage

Will the legalization of same-sex marriage destroy the world, as pundits claim? An alien invasion. Labor camps for heterosexuals. Man-dog marriage, followed by man-dog babies… If you think these weird scenarios are extracts from Charlie Sheen’s diary, think again. According to specific socially conservative pundits [more…]

Jul 012015
 
 By , July 1, 2015
South Dakota County Clerk Marries Dog, As Promised

“It’s a relief to finally come out of the kennel, but this is a little weird” – Butchy-Wutchy, lucky county clerk dog hubby. SIOUX FALLS, SD — A female South Dakota county clerk, overheard threatening to marry her dog after the SCOTUS gay-marriage decision, has [more…]

Jun 302015
 
 By , June 30, 2015
Brian Williams' New Book: Exclusive Sneak Peek!

An exclusive pre-publication look at ‘Insincerely Yours’ by Brian Williams People, are you ready for a treat? Here’s a first look at Brian Williams’ new book Insincerely Yours, for readers ages 10-14, on sale Dec. 6th. You can read an exclusive excerpt below, available nowhere [more…]

Jun 302015
 
 By , June 30, 2015
Northern States Threaten to Secede from Union and Join Canada

At summit, N.E. governors say they’ll secede from the south: ‘Enough is enough!” BOSTON, MA — The New England Governors’ Conference (NEGC) yesterday issued a “heart-felt and unanimous” declaration calling on the northern states and sympathetic west coasters to secede from the union and join [more…]

Jun 302015
 
 By , June 30, 2015
Spider-Man and White Supremacy

A conspiracy theorist weighs in on the racist-ness of Spider-Man “Unlike Batman and Superman, Spider-Man is fake. He doesn’t exist. Not only that, but his adventures are fiction, and his so called powers are not just improbable, they are scientifically impossible.” — Dr. Joye Jeffries [more…]