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Apr 102014
 By , April 10, 2014
Dr. Seuss Inspiration for New Ted Cruz Book

Green eggs and ham Ted Cruz Texas Sen. Ted Cruz has announced a new book deal with HarperCollins that will purportedly earn him well into the six figures. The particulars of the book deal have yet to be announced, but insiders say it will most [more...]

Apr 082014
 By , April 8, 2014
Predicted Yellowstone Cataclysm Comes to Pass, Cause Discovered

Scientists discover surprising cause of massive Yellowstone eruption The Weather Channel’s “Forecasting the End” had predicted a disaster, and it has come to pass. Now scientists have found the cause of the recent cataclysmic volcanic eruption in Yellowstone National Park. First, the park rangers noticed [more...]

Apr 012014
 By , April 1, 2014
Procrastination Not Covered Under Affordable Care Act

The Affordable Care Act deadline for signups has passed: Procrastinators object, saying theirs is a preexisting condition. Shirley Blessfield has been putting off getting an insurance policy under the Affordable Care Act (or ACA). She claims that she had every intention of getting a policy [more...]