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Aug 182014
 By , August 18, 2014
Hillary: The Not-So-'Chosen One'

An interview with Hillary Clinton, the presumed next Democratic candidate for president Even though former First Lady Hillary Clinton has not officially announced her candidacy, her recent speaking engagement demands sure make her seem like a candidate for the highest office of the land. Some [more...]

Aug 092014
 By , August 9, 2014
Bush Authorizes Renewed Air Strikes in Iraq

Order for renewed air strikes in Iraq comes from the top President Bush, in the face of bi-partisan opposition, has again authorized the use of air strikes in Iraq, entrenching the U.S. even further into a political and military quagmire that has spanned multiple administrations. [more...]

Jul 312014
 By , July 31, 2014
John Boehner to Sue Every Living American

House Majority Leader John Boehner says Americans have been freeloading, and it’s time to pay up. The House voted Wednesday to authorize John Boehner to sue President Obama on a complaint that he had overstepped his legal authority. However, Boehner also vowed to sue every [more...]

Jul 312014
 By , July 31, 2014
The Dear Leader's Great Appetite

Little is known about North Korea’s “Dear Leader,” Kim Jong-un, but one man survived to talk about him. North Korea is a mythically bizarre land, a nation where almost nothing is known about the people or, more important, the regime ran by the Rosie O’Donnell-styled [more...]

Jul 292014
 By , July 29, 2014
Laxative and Lethal Injections: USA's Very Messy Mess

Boring lethal injections vs ‘exciting’ firing squad – America must choose, says judge In an interview with the Los Angeles Times, Alan Kontreverski, the U.S. 9th Circuit Court Chief Judge, stated that a firing squad could be the “messy and exciting” alternative that the US [more...]

Jul 282014
 By , July 28, 2014
Bristol Palin to Launch Online Unwed Teen Mom Channel

Finally, help for unwed teen moms from a real expert Many have heard about Sarah Palin announcing the launch of her own online news channel. The channel will be $9.95 a month and is free to active duty U.S. soldiers. However, less known is that [more...]

Jul 282014
 By , July 28, 2014
Problems in the Bedroom? Try Microsoft Sexcel

Man tries unique approach to solving problems in the bedroom According to Rob Brady, or Flop Brady, as his wife cruelly labelled him, the best way to solve problems in the bedroom and improve intimacy involves creating a spreadsheet and listing all the times you were rejected [more...]