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Sep 162016
 
 By , September 16, 2016
Trump Announces 'Doctor' Tour

NEW YORK — After a wildly successful appearance on the Dr. Oz show to discuss his extraordinary health, Donald Trump has announced that he plans to visit many more distinguished “doctors” in the coming weeks to discuss a wide range of topics relevant to the presidential race, including: [more…]

Sep 052016
 
 By , September 5, 2016
Is Trump the Drug Cartels' Choice for President?

Drug cartels and coyotes look to modernize their businesses with Trump’s help. Prepared for the worst, the Mexican military and the U.S. Secret Service are totally baffled that they did not uncover one plot or attempt by the Mexican drug cartels or the coyotes that [more…]

Aug 312016
 
 By , August 31, 2016
News of the Future: Trump's Wall Visible from Space

The wall President Trump built on the Mexican border is now the second man-made object visible from outer space. Dateline: May 23, 2019 The orbiting space station has confirmed that President Trump’s “Wall to Save America,” which was finished just last week, joins the Great [more…]

Aug 272016
 
 By , August 27, 2016
Trump's New Strategy: Going After Ignored Demographics

Trump takes his campaign in a bold new direction Trump’s new team has come up with a unique strategy, going after ignored demographics. The first group they have selected are “Players and Cheating Husbands.” Trump plans to address groups of single men in frat houses [more…]

Aug 262016
 
 By , August 26, 2016
Bill Maher Says He'll Give Up Pot If Trump Wins

‘It’s just too sobering a thought,’ says political comic Bill Maher, lighting up, for now. NEW YORK – Real Time host Bill Maher, an outspoken advocate of pot legalization, said last night that if Donald Trump is elected president he will give up smoking what [more…]

Aug 262016
 
 By , August 26, 2016
Trump Campaign Brings Panic, Prosperity

Uncertain citizens’ panic translates to prosperity for those who take advantage Trump’s candidacy and the resultant panic it has inspired has sparked an unexpected and remarkable surge in some businesses not only in the United States, but also in its neighbors. Realtors in Canada and [more…]

Aug 242016
 
 By , August 24, 2016
Donald & Melania: The Taming of the Shrew

Melania Trump insists on the right to continue to flaunt her biggest assets. In a new development, it appears that Donald Trump’s biggest protesters are no longer on the campaign trail, but in his own home. He and wife Melania got into such a screaming [more…]

Aug 182016
 
 By , August 18, 2016
New "Checkers" Exhibit at the Nixon Presidential Library

A revamping of the Nixon Library will include a “refurbished” Checkers the dog. The Los Angeles Times reported today that there will be a revamping of the Nixon Presidential Library in Yorba Linda, California. The National Archives and Records Administration (NARA), which administers thirteen presidential [more…]