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Feb 252015
 
 By , February 25, 2015
GOP Congress to Banish 'Scourge of Science' Forever

“Sham science is a sham, as everyone knows.” – Sen. Ted Cruz Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell announced today that he is working with “dedicated Senators and Representatives” to abolish the “scourge of science from our shores forever.” McConnell said the Senate bill will be [more…]

Feb 222015
 
 By , February 22, 2015
President Obama Calls for European Vowel Tax

Obama: “The U.N. should take some unused and unneeded vowels from the French and Italians, and give them to the under-voweled.” BERN, SWITZERLAND ─ In a speech yesterday to a meeting of world language ministers, President Obama announced that he intends to ask the United [more…]

Feb 222015
 
 By , February 22, 2015
Bill O'Reilly Offers to Represent Brian Williams at NBC Hearing

Accusations of lies and distortions ‘just garbage,’ O’Reilly claims NEW YORK — Fox News host Bill O’Reilly will help represent his “good old friend, professional colleague and journalistic partner,” Brian Williams, at an NBC hearing next month. Williams was suspended from his news-anchor post after [more…]

Feb 222015
 
 By , February 22, 2015
Humor Times Scores an Interview with Vladimir Putin

An interview with Russian president Vladimir Putin We here at the Humor Times have been fortunate enough to be granted an interview with Vladimir Putin, the leader of Russia, a man very much in the news these days. It is not often that the Premier [more…]

Feb 132015
 
 By , February 13, 2015
Brian Williams Moving to Fox News

‘Nobody here gets fired or suspended for not telling the truth – nor will Brian Williams’ – CEO Roger Ailes NBC news anchorman Brian Williams will be moving to Fox News in September, following his current six-month suspension. Williams’ credibility fizzled after he confessed that [more…]

Feb 102015
 
 By , February 10, 2015
Harvard Faculty Resign En Masse Over New Sex Rules

“If we can’t bonk our students,” say professors in response to the new sex rules, “what’s the point of coming to work?” CAMBRIDGE — Nearly half the faculty at Harvard (49.2%) have submitted their resignations to the college over its new policy forbidding sexual relations with [more…]