CAC banner ad
Humor Times subscribe
Oct 302014
 Posted by on October 30, 2014
'Catcalling Video' Woman Harassed by Monthly Period

Soshana Roberts, of the viral catcalling video, reveals yet more harassment women must endure. Soshana Roberts, the actress in the two-minute New York street harassment catcalling video released earlier this week, has come forward once again to claim she has been harassed by her monthly period [more...]

Oct 292014
 Posted by on October 29, 2014
Luis Suarez: The Autobiography

Footballer Luis Suarez on taking a bite out of life In an exclusive extract from his new book, Luis Suarez, the infamous cannibal/soccer player, talks about how the movie Alive had a profound impact on him as a child. “After watching it, undoubtedly, something sinister [more...]

Oct 282014
 Posted by on October 28, 2014
Cosby Kids Reveal Years of Abuse by Fat Albert

Kids still traumatized by Fat Albert treatment after all these years According to a suit filed by the Cosby Kid “Mushmouth” recently, he was an aspiring bass guitarist with a speech impediment when he first met Fat Albert. Mushmouth claims that Fat Albert promised him [more...]

Oct 282014
 Posted by on October 28, 2014
David Cameron 'Attacked'

Jogger insists his attraction to David Cameron was “not political, just deeply sexual” A member of the public who caused a security alert when he bumped into David Cameron, the UK Prime minister, said he “wanted to kiss that man so badly for the last five years.” Dean [more...]

Oct 262014
 Posted by on October 26, 2014
Bill Maher Wins $5 Million ‘Orangutan’ Bet With Donald Trump

DNA tests prove Bill Maher right: The orange-haired millionaire is at least 50% orangutan. NYC — Routine tests on Donald Trump after his admission to Bellevue Hospital yesterday (see “Donald Trump Hospitalized with Ebola, Verbal Diarrhea,” this site) prove conclusively that the eccentric property developer [more...]

Oct 252014
 Posted by on October 25, 2014
Terrorists with Great P.R: The ISIS Crisis

Hip-Hop production company helps ISIS get down Not just content with being CNN’s favorite topic of discussion, the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) now possess the best public relations personnel imaginable. After recently releasing a new episode in a video series called Sweetie-tweets, [more...]

Oct 242014
 Posted by on October 24, 2014
Hip Hop and the Dreaded 'Flop'

The malady that must not be mentioned in Hip Hop no longer taboo Long before Lil Wayne and Chris Brown were simultaneously picking up the mic and grabbing their crotches, Eminem was rapping about his “middle man,” describing how “it hit the ground and caused [more...]

Oct 242014
 Posted by on October 24, 2014
Donald Trump Hospitalized with Ebola, Verbal Diarrhea

Donald Trump suffering from ‘Ebola Animi,’ resulting in verbal diarrhea NYC — Donald Trump was rushed to Bellevue hospital last night after repeatedly screaming “Zmpph! Obama! Aaargh!” and then exploding into a little green pool of his own excrement, bile and vomit. The millionaire playboy [more...]