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Aug 032015
 
 By , August 3, 2015
Keith Urban's Shocking Addiction

Famous for his go-go lifestyle, few know that an addiction to the game “Go” nearly derailed Keith Urban’s career. In a recent rant, much to the dismay of people around the world, Tony Abbott, the Australian Prime Minister, compared Kiwis to sperm: “Millions of them [more…]

Jul 312015
 
 By , July 31, 2015
Walter Palmer: It Gets Worse

Lion killing dentist Walter Palmer has more skeletons – literally – in his closet. Walter Palmer, the American Rambo impersonator, who shot, killed and then took a selfie with famed Zimbabwean Cecil “the Friendly Lion,” is now one of the most hated men in the [more…]

Jul 302015
 
 By , July 30, 2015
Metal Gear Mullah: Taliban Leader Found Dead

Taliban fighter evades capture, but succumbs to gaming addiction Dec 1st, 2001 — the date Mullah Mohammad Omar fled Kandahar, Afghanistan’s second-largest city, on the back of his donkey named Kurt. As the Taliban’s supreme commander and social outings organizer, Mullah’s decision to fade into [more…]

Jul 302015
 
 By , July 30, 2015
NRA Pushing to Get Guns into the Hands of Wackos

“Hey, it’s good for business,” says NRA spokesman Statistics show that whenever there is a gun-related mass murder by a mentally ill individual or group, gun sales go up, probably out of fear that they will be outlawed. Because of this, gun manufacturers have started [more…]

Jul 282015
 
 By , July 28, 2015
What Term Best Describes Donald Trump? Google It

When Donald Trump came up in a search for “Top 10 Assholes of All Time,” Google apologized, saying the truth can be hard to swallow. Google has apologized after photographs of Donald Trump recently appeared in image search results for “Top 10 Assholes of All [more…]

Jul 212015
 
 By , July 21, 2015
Donald Trump Voted America's Most Lovable Man

‘Hispanics love me, gays love me, the blacks and other losers all love me,’ claims Donald Trump, the flaxen-haired Republican front-runner. New York – America was overwhelmed today by a vast outpouring of love and affection for GOP presidential candidate and world-class Hindenburg impersonator, Donald Trump, [more…]