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Dec 122014
 By , December 12, 2014
Dick Cheney: 'I Never Shot Anyone in the Face'

Cheney says the new report’s pictures and documents are ‘a load of crap.’ New York — Former vice president Dick Cheney said today that a new report about a hunting incident eight years ago, when he allegedly shot lawyer Harry Whittington in the face, was [more…]

Dec 062014
 By , December 6, 2014
Rudy Giuliani Defends NYPD 'Culling' Black Children

“Take them out now before they turn into thugs selling loosies!” – Giuliani Former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani today defended the gunning down of black inner-city children by white policemen. It was, he said, “Simply a culling operation, like park rangers thinning out [more…]

Dec 052014
 By , December 5, 2014
Rick Santorum: God Owns Church and State, Gave Both to GOP

“God, working through his blessed Super PACs, gave us the money to buy Congress, and charged us with reuniting Church and State.” – Rick Santorum Perpetual religious right presidential candidate and former senator Rick Santorum came out with a brave stance today, saying something his [more…]

Nov 142014
 By , November 14, 2014
President 'Obuma' Moons Republican Congress, Kardashian-Style

Following Kim Kardashian’s example, politicians around the country rush to bare their ‘assets,’ too WASHINGTON, DC — Following Kim Kardashian’s successful “Break the Internet” baring of her remarkable derriere on the cover of Paper magazine, celebrities and politicians alike are hurrying to hop onto the [more…]

Nov 132014
 By , November 13, 2014
Snoop Dogg: The Next Presidizzle?

The Snoop Dogg for President campaign starts now The 2016 race for the White House has gotten far more interesting  now that Snoop Dogg has thrown his hat in the proverbial ring. Mr. Dogg was a promising pediatric neurosurgeon before turning to rap. However, in [more…]