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Nov 212016
 
 By , November 21, 2016
Trump Criteria for Cabinet Members Revealed

Transition team having a hard time finding eligible cabinet candidates The selection of Trump’s cabinet may be very slow going, as trying to find candidates that meet the criteria set up by his transition team is proving very difficult. This reporter was able to get [more…]

Nov 182016
 
 By , November 18, 2016
Secretary of State? Trump's 10-Year-Old

President-elect calls nepotism “family values,” appoints Barron as Secretary of State. Trump has just announced that he is considering his son, Barron, to fill the post of Secretary of State. When asked by an incredulous reporter how he could find a ten-year-old qualified for such [more…]

Nov 182016
 
Trump Transition Team: Minutes from Last Meeting Leaked

In this exclusive report, we bring you leaked minutes from the Trump transition team. By Richard Klin Far-ranging discussion with the Boss and entire management team about White House toilet paper; 2-ply or quilted? Boss raised interesting question: Would adding presidential seal be a tribute [more…]

Nov 182016
 
 By , November 18, 2016
Churchill Thunders Against Trump from Beyond the Grave

‘Have you idiots learned nothing? America, your Munich is today. Stop Trump now or prepare for civil war! This is not a drill!’ – Churchill HEAVEN’S GATE — Speaking directly from the right-hand of God, former British prime minister and World War II superhero, Sir [more…]

Nov 062016
 
 By , November 6, 2016
Hacked Trump Emails Exposed!

Leaked Trump emails expose desperate, last ditch effort to throw the election. On the eve of the 2016 U.S. presidential elections, the notorious exposé website Wakileaks has released thousands of hacked emails from Donald Trump’s private server. The exact source of the email leak has [more…]

Nov 062016
 
 By , November 6, 2016
Boycott: Trump Companies Under Fire

Boycott of Trump products causes big shakeup As a result of his presidential campaign, Donald Trump has had to come up with new marketing plans to save his companies. The “huuuge” boycott of Trump-owned company goods has caused a big shakeup in his business enterprises. [more…]