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Nov 142014
 
 Posted by on November 14, 2014
President 'Obuma' Moons Republican Congress, Kardashian-Style

Following Kim Kardashian’s example, politicians around the country rush to bare their ‘assets,’ too WASHINGTON, DC — Following Kim Kardashian’s successful “Break the Internet” baring of her remarkable derriere on the cover of Paper magazine, celebrities and politicians alike are hurrying to hop onto the [more…]

Nov 132014
 
 Posted by on November 13, 2014
Snoop Dogg: The Next Presidizzle?

The Snoop Dogg for President campaign starts now The 2016 race for the White House has gotten far more interesting  now that Snoop Dogg has thrown his hat in the proverbial ring. Mr. Dogg was a promising pediatric neurosurgeon before turning to rap. However, in [more…]

Nov 132014
 
 Posted by on November 13, 2014
Rosetta Space Probe: Potential Disaster?

Have we upset the delicate space-time continuum with the Rosetta space probe? Shocking news has emerged from a leak by an anonymous source inside the European Space Agency. While cheering the successful landing of the Philae space probe, launched from its mother ship Rosetta, onto [more…]

Nov 112014
 
 Posted by on November 11, 2014
Feeding the Homeless Not like Hobby Lobby, Says Justice Scalia

Clarence Thomas, startled from nap, hastened to agree on the feeding the homeless issue Washington DC — At an emergency hearing last night, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia refused to grant an injunction against the city of Fort Lauderdale, Florida to stop it from enforcing [more…]

Nov 112014
 
 Posted by on November 11, 2014
Kim Kardashian Sued for DNA Fiasco

“Dream Derriere” is Kim Kardashian’s new venture Kim Kardashian’s new economic venture has literally turned around to bite her in her sizable butt. Her new company, Dream Derriere, offered a scientific breakthrough for the anatomically challenged. Scientists working in Kanye and Kim’s basement extracted DNA [more…]

Nov 112014
 
 Posted by on November 11, 2014
Democrats Experience Shock Withdrawal as Soliciting Emails Dry Up

‘Lonely Little Petunia’ syndrome spreading faster than Ebola for Democrats DES MOINES, IOWA — Democratic voters throughout America were in deep shock this morning when President Barack Obama did not write to them asking for money. Even worse, there were no email solicitations from Nancy [more…]

Nov 012014
 
 Posted by on November 1, 2014
Ireland: A Nation of Weather Enthusiasts

Folks in Ireland are obsessed by the weather A recent survey by Pointlessinfo.ie has revealed that almost two thirds of Irish people are obsessed by the weather, ahead of potatoes, work, social media and the all-important consumption of alcohol. Pointlessinfo’s survey found that while 75 [more…]

Nov 012014
 
 Posted by on November 1, 2014
Face Off

Call it a moustache or mustache, yours could be a champion Kristofer Malmsteen may sound like a singer in an experimental folk band, however, he is anything but. A taxi driver and father of twelve from Varnberg, Sweden, Malmsteen won a national contest for having [more…]