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May 252017
 
 By , May 25, 2017
Best Radioactive Spider Ever

Trump claims the President he has special powers. Apparently he was bitten by a radioactive spider. Donald John Trump is keeping people busy. He’s got staffers, lawyers, streaming news alert editors, impeachment historians, ethics investigators, hair spray manufacturers, Putin watchers, real-estate interpreters, all frantically flapping [more…]

May 252017
 
 By , May 25, 2017
What is Worse Than Being Poor?

One especially ugly example of how poor kids are treated in school is an abhorrent practice called “lunch shaming.” These are hard times for America’s gold miners. They’re struggling to haul wealth out of the land, but seeing their pay dropping further and further down. [more…]

May 232017
 
 By , May 23, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/23/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

May 172017
 
 By , May 17, 2017
President Raskolnikov

Maybe the President just likes firing people The firing of FBI Director James Comey by the President of the United States slammed Washington with the suddenness of a two-story bowling ball hitting the South Portico after being dropped from a blimp. And the repercussions have [more…]

May 152017
 
 By , May 15, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/15/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

May 142017
 
 By , May 14, 2017
Books Not Currently on the President's Nightstand

Here are some books we can be pretty sure are not being read by President Trump: The Audacity of Hope by Barack Obama The Everything Guide to Narcissistic Personality Disorder: Professional, reassuring advice for coping with the disorder – at work, at home, and in [more…]

May 102017
 
 By , May 10, 2017
President Trump Stress Disorder

A new strain of stress disorder is wreaking havoc on Americans. An epidemic is sweeping the nation, causing sufferers to experience feelings of hopeless doom, certain annihilation and cataclysmic collapse. It’s an existential plague manifesting itself by enveloping the stricken in a black cloud of [more…]

May 102017
 
 By , May 10, 2017
Trumpty Dumpty Sat on a Border Wall

Trump’s foolish belligerence — regarding his ‘beautiful’ border wall and many other things — is making him a global laughingstock. Comandante Trump, El Jefe, the gringo strongman! That’s the image our current Commander-in-Chief seems to be cultivating. He has surrounded himself with generals, he cavalierly [more…]

May 092017
 
 By , May 9, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/9/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

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