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Mar 282017
 
 By , March 28, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/28/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Mar 222017
 
 By , March 22, 2017
March Madness: It's Crazy Out There
March Madness: It's Crazy Out There

The productivity of offices has sunk to 4am levels during the March Madness of the Trump White House. The entire nation is transfixed like a litter of kittens in front of a fishbowl of hyperactive minnows as the screwy shenanigans known as March Madness unfold. [more…]

Mar 222017
 
 By , March 22, 2017
'Real News' Stories Encourage Progressives

Fake news is prevalent these days, but some real news stories are encouraging to progressives. A decade ago, some barons of the media establishment designated themselves America’s official arbiters of political truth. One of their tools is PolitiFact, a project of the Tampa Bay Times [more…]

Mar 202017
 
 By , March 20, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/20/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Mar 152017
 
 By , March 15, 2017
Trump: The Picasso of Hogwash

No matter which polite term you prefer, America in the middle of a lying renaissance. Thanks, Trump. The English language has a healthy share of euphemisms for lying. Fabrication. Falsification. Making stuff up. Inoperative statements. Alternative facts. Big fat fibs. Untruths. Puffery. Flummery. Fast food [more…]

Mar 142017
 
 By , March 14, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/13/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Mar 092017
 
 By , March 9, 2017
Who Will Say It? The Emperor Has No Clothes!

The emperor has no clothes, and we have a mentally ill president. It’s time to face up to the obvious: The President of the United States is deranged. In other words, the emperor has no clothes. I don’t mean that he’s merely idiosyncratic or pushing [more…]

Mar 072017
 
 By , March 7, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/7/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Mar 072017
 
 By , March 7, 2017
How Magical Is Donald Trump?

Trump was not elected on the issues, but on anger over the ‘elites’ taking over America. Trump and Company claim they have a sweeping mandate from voters to remake America — but wait — it’s just a magic trick. Almost half of the electorate chose [more…]