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Dec 062016
 
 By , December 6, 2016
Augustus Trumpus

Trump is the American Putin, whom none dare criticize, for fear of retribution. All hail Augustus Trumpus! All hail the American Putin, whom none can criticize! All hail the Great All Knowing One, who reveals “realities” that are not there and finds “facts” that mere [more…]

Dec 052016
 
 By , December 5, 2016
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/5/16

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Dec 042016
 
 By , December 4, 2016
Top Ten Comedic News Stories of 2016

Best comedic news stories of the year unveiled! It’s the first week of December and all over the nation children dance while grandparents twitch with anticipation. Which, admittedly, isn’t that out of the ordinary. During this festive season rife with traditions, none is more hallowed [more…]

Dec 012016
 
 By , December 1, 2016
Presidential Apprentice

President-elect Donald Trump joins government at entry level position Two months before joining the government in an entry level position, President-elect Donald Trump has been learning the ropes and is busier than a bartender ten minutes before midnight at a Times Square Applebee’s on New [more…]

Dec 012016
 
 By , December 1, 2016
ALEC & the Koch Brothers Offer to Rewrite the Constitution

The new Founder, brought to you by the Koch brothers When you think of America’s great Constitutional originators, names like Madison, Adams, Jefferson, Washington, Hamilton and Franklin come to mind. And, of course, Abbott. This past January, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott, the multimillionaire protege of [more…]

Nov 282016
 
 By , November 28, 2016
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/28/16

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Nov 222016
 
 By , November 22, 2016
Tips on Avoiding Holiday Heartburn

How to skirt messy election questions at holiday dinners and preserve your sanity. And now a public service announcement for all you prodigal sons and daughters making the pilgrimage back home for the annual Turkey Day holiday reunion. Prepare for some ultra ugliness out there, [more…]

Nov 222016
 
 By , November 22, 2016
Trump Has the Greatest Humility, and He'll Tell You So

Trump on his own splendiforousness What an election year. I feel like I’ve been transported through a cosmic squirrel hole and into a baffling political universe where facts are fiction, bizarre is normal and corruption is a virtue. Am I hallucinating? Or has this insanity [more…]

Nov 212016
 
 By , November 21, 2016
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/21/16

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Nov 182016
 
 By , November 18, 2016
Top Brightsides of a Donald Trump Presidency

It wasn’t easy, but here are the top positives of having Donald Trump as president. Well. That happened. Donald Trump didn’t just perplex the pundits, pollsters and his own progeny with a stunning electoral pummeling of Hillary Clinton, he pelted them with showbiz shock and [more…]