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Feb 212017
 
 By , February 21, 2017
The Fake News President with the Hades Touch

Since the election he’s jumped on the ‘fake news’ phrase like an old dog with a new chew toy. No matter what you think of Donald J. Trump, you got to admit he’s a cracker-jack salesman with an uncanny gift for manipulating the mainstream media [more…]

Feb 212017
 
 By , February 21, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/20/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Feb 142017
 
 By , February 14, 2017
The So-Called President Trump Cabinet

The Trump cabinet will be worth between 8 and 16 billion dollars. The so-called president is not just going to drain the swamp, he’s going to subdivide it. In typical liberal fashion, the mean weenie left has called the Donald Trump cabinet horrible things. “Corrupt [more…]

Feb 142017
 
 By , February 14, 2017

The economic devastation in farm country continues unabated as agribusiness profiteers, Wall Street speculators, urban sprawlers and corrupted political elites continue to set food policy. During the farm crisis of the 1980s, an Iowa farmer asked if I knew the difference between a family farmer and [more…]

Feb 132017
 
 By , February 13, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/13/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Feb 092017
 
 By , February 9, 2017
Democrats: As Useless as Mudflaps on a Turtle

The exact extent of the uselessosity exhibited by Democrats right now is breathtaking in its magnitude. Shattered. Splattered. Scattered. Battered. Tattered. Skewered and plattered. Barely mattered. That was the Democrats after November’s election. But surely in the months since, they’d come together to stand aligned [more…]

Feb 092017
 
 By , February 9, 2017
Trump Rushes to Aid the Needy… of Wall Street!

Remember Trump-the-candidate fulminating against these very Wall Street elites? Of all the economic pain in America that Washington ought to be relieving, what group would you choose as the top priority? Public opinion surveys consistently reveal that the great majority of us say that people [more…]

Feb 072017
 
 By , February 7, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/7/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Feb 062017
 
 By , February 6, 2017
Trump Sees Invisible People

President Trump loves his invisible people. And there’s tons of them. Donald Trump is the political reincarnation of Tina Turner; like her, he doesn’t do anything nice and easy. Also, they’re both Type A personalities who expend a lot of energy but hardly move at [more…]

Feb 022017
 
 By , February 2, 2017
Is Trump's America Our America?

Which are we? The America of courage, or of fear? Are we the great America of courage, spunk, openness, inclusion, opportunity and democratic promise — as expressed in the Declaration of Independence, the Preamble to the Constitution, Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address, Roosevelt’s Four Freedoms and Emma [more…]