Poll: U.S. Health Care — What Makes Us Number One? Jun 112012 Tell us why you think our health care system ranks so far above everyone else, in our Humor Times poll. Thank you! Why is the US health care system the best in the world? You need to be smarter than your doctor to understand the plans. Weeds out the dummies, who die faster, making us a smarter country! When I got sick, my insurance company found a loophole and dropped me. Now I realize I just don't deserve health care. Thanks, insurance companies! Our procedures cost 5-10X what they do in other countries, allowing for huge profits, boosting our economy! My big health care bill keeps me from spending money on things that might harm me. No drinking, smoking or eating for me! View Results Loading ... Related posts: Best health care solution yet! Insurance industry suddenly finds ways to cut health care costs! Wow, aren’t we impressed! Promoting the “General Welfare” Should Include Health Care for All Bush Tax Cuts Cost 2.5X as Much as the Democrats’ Health Care Plan More: Website, Twitter, Facebook (if available).