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Exclusive: Why Cleveland over South Beach for LeBron James?

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Why, exactly, did LeBron James choose to take his talents back to Lake Erie? A Humor Times Special Report.

CLEVELAND, OH — A Humor Times in-depth investigation has led to this exclusive report.

We have learned that LeBron James’ wife, Savannah, played a crucial role in the basketball superstar’s return to Cleveland.

Why? Here are the 2 primary reasons cited for why LeBron’s wife preferred her husband take his talents from South Beach to Cleveland.

  1. Hot in South Beach

LeBron James

  1. Hot in Cleveland

LeBron James

 

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Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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