Why, exactly, did LeBron James choose to take his talents back to Lake Erie? A Humor Times Special Report.
CLEVELAND, OH — A Humor Times in-depth investigation has led to this exclusive report.
We have learned that LeBron James’ wife, Savannah, played a crucial role in the basketball superstar’s return to Cleveland.
Why? Here are the 2 primary reasons cited for why LeBron’s wife preferred her husband take his talents from South Beach to Cleveland.
- Hot in South Beach
- Hot in Cleveland
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