[Disclaimer: This is a satirical news piece, just for fun, read at your own risk!]

Exclusive: Why Cleveland over South Beach for LeBron James?

Why, exactly, did LeBron James choose to take his talents back to Lake Erie? A Humor Times Special Report.

CLEVELAND, OH — A Humor Times in-depth investigation has led to this exclusive report.

We have learned that LeBron James’ wife, Savannah, played a crucial role in the basketball superstar’s return to Cleveland.

Why? Here are the 2 primary reasons cited for why LeBron’s wife preferred her husband take his talents from South Beach to Cleveland.

  1. Hot in South Beach

LeBron James

  1. Hot in Cleveland

LeBron James

 

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