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SERIAL KILLER WAS EMPLOYED BY TRUMP!

SERIAL KILLER WAS
EMPLOYED BY TRUMP!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12316765/Trump-hired-Gilgo-Beach-serial-killer-suspect-Rex-Heuermann-200K-architect-job-prized-NYC-property-Wall-Street.html

Who could have possibly seen this coming?
A partisan Republican serial killer in N.Y.
Named Rex Heuermann who is an architect
Rex worked for Trump. What did you expect?
Rex had a dungeon filled with porn and guns
Rex the Republican got his gross groove on
By hiring and killing young female prostitutes
Then going home and watching Fox “News”
SERIAL KILLER WAS EMPLOYED BY TRUMP!
Is one headline you will never see on Fox
Because the Rapepublican Party sucks!
Donald Trump employed Rex Heuermann
In 2018, and will hire GOP Rex again in 2024
Before Trump will be jailed at Mar-a-Lago
Maybe Rex can do some tacky design work
For his obese “Orange Hitler” Donald Trump
The Jerk whose face looks just like his rump
Get your tiny hands off of your daughter, sir!
Ivanka doesn’t want her daddy touching her

Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

P.S. — You can find out more about me and my widely published writings by clicking on the link: https://muckrack.com/jake-pickering-1

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TRUMP IS A PEDOPHILE

DONALD TRUMP IS A PEDOPHILE

Lawsuit Accusing Trump of Raping a 13-Year-Old Girl Reemerges After Trump Loses Case Against E. Jean Carroll

Disgusting Donald Trump is a total pedophile
As the former owner of Miss Teen Universe
Creep Donald Trump used to lurk backstage
And ogle the undressed contestants all day
Trump used to offer the crown to any lil’ girl
Who would go to his hotel room for a whirl
Donald Trump is a sick sociopathic scumbag
Ivanka & Tiffany were molested by their dad
Who knows what their dumb brothers did?
They probably all had sex together as kids
If it weren’t for hillbillies, guns and incest
There would be no modern Republican Party
And without Putin they would have no money
Can you hear the GOP dueling banjos play?
Toothless and clueless they are these days
Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump & Nikki Haley
Stop letting these perverts near your babies
Epstein being dead is the 1 thing Trump did
That I agree with, Epstein & Trump are pigs
Just ask Tiffany & Ivanka what her dad did
Jared Kushner won’t talk with his Saudi cash
$2 billion to shut up about his wife’s pervert dad
The truth is plain for all conservatives to see
The Trumps are one sick incestuous family

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Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

P.S. — You can find out more about me and my widely published writings by clicking on the link: https://muckrack.com/jake-pickering-1

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THAT AIN’T NO WEATHER BALLOON!

THAT AIN’T NO WEATHER BALLOON!

https://www.history.com/videos/ufo-sightings-cave-paintings

“Weather balloons” in Roswell,
New Mexico
“Swamp gas” in Florida’s murky Everglades
“St. Elmo’s Fire” just one more cover story
For spreading lies throughout the U.S. of A.
Don’t tell the people the truth, just keep lying
But the official B.S. most people ain’t buying
Because as time goes on, more see the UAPs
Or UFOs, refer to them however you please
Some people can ignore almost anything
If it might negatively affect their self-esteem
But we ain’t alone, folks! No, not even close.
We’re just a low-level species in this Cosmos

Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

P.S. — You can find out more about me and my widely published writings by clicking on the link: https://muckrack.com/jake-pickering-1

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DONALD TRUMP MOLESTED IVANKA

DONALD TRUMP MOLESTED IVANKA

Just in case y’all have not yet heard this yet
Because the mainstream media must regret
Not having made a real issue of this before
Donald Trump thinks his daughter is a whore!
Ivanka is a great “piece of ass…
6-feet tall…”
And you know he said “If I wasn’t her father”
Doesn’t that bother you “Christians” at all?
Trump incest is OK in the sick GOP of today
Because Donald is their abusive daddy now
And Rapepublicans must not make him mad
Then perv Trump will only do something bad
John Kelly said he “is a very, very evil man”.
Tell us things about Trump we don’t know!
Because we always knew Trump is a psycho
Who no doubt molested Ivanka
long ago…
Jeffrey Epstein killed himself? What bullshit!
You know damn well pedophile Trump did it.
So there’s one trial we will never get to see
Perv Trump guilty of incest in
New York City
You know Jeffrey Epstein was Trump’s pimp
Trump bought the Miss Teen Universe thing
As part of Trump & Epstein’s pedophile ring
Disgusting Donald Trump is a piece of shit!
Lorena Bobbitt told Ivanka to go cut off it
And toss that little mushroom to the side
It won’t be much longer before Donald dies.
Trump is old, obese, and often high on speed
“Stand back & stand by” let time do the deed

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Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

P.S. — You can find out more about me and my widely published writings by clicking on the link: https://muckrack.com/jake-pickering-1

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WE ARE NOT ALONE

WE ARE NOT ALONE

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If you thought life on Earth was all alone
Think again, friend, that thing ain’t no drone!
Zipping, darting & streaking across the sky
I admit seeing UFOs, yes even when not high
And so has my sister and
brother-in-law
Up close, right over their CA house, in fact
So welcome to the
Hotel California, y’all!
Such a nice place to visit for an alien race
After traveling awhile through deep space
We have the beaches, the redwoods, S.F.,
Earthquakes, fires, hippie cults, and L.A.
Cali is a great place to be, straight or gay
Laurel Canyon, Hollywood,
Santa Monica,
Don’t forget Humboldt – Eureka and Arcata
Mount Shasta, Lake Tahoe, and
San Jose
And our most infamous underwater base
Near San Diego where the
“Tic Tacs” race
Running circles around our U.S. Navy pilots
You know you want to believe,
why not try it?
Skeptics are cool, but cynics are truly fools
If you still think we’re alone, then watch this.
Click on the link below, cynics will be pissed:

https://www.newsnationnow.com/space/ufo/we-are-not-alone-the-ufo-whistleblower-speaks/

Jake Pickering
Arcata, CA, USA

P.S. — You can find out more about me and my widely published writings by clicking on the link: https://muckrack.com/jake-pickering-1

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