Speculation on Renée Zellweger’s new face

What’s happened to Renée Zellweger?
From the photos it’s hard to tellweger.
It looks like some surgery
Created a furgery
That no longer resembles the rellweger.

Renee Zellweger's New Face Shocks Twitter


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Caryl Avery

Caryl Avery is a copywriter, poet, lyricist, and award-winning journalist whose articles have appeared in more than 20 consumer magazines, including Vogue, New York, and Reader's Digest. Her light verse has been featured in Light Quarterly, Gastronomica, Alimentum,, and anthologized in More Women's Wicked Wit. She authored the irreverent parody revue CUTS: An Uplifting Musical, about our national obsession with looking young and beautiful.

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