No Touching Please

No Touching Please
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).

The best way to stop the spread of the coronavirus is to practice social distancing, so, unfortunately, no touching please! We now know that the best way to … Read more

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