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PUTIN PIDOR

John Thomas
John Thomas
John likes to write about all kinds of things. So he does. You're reading one now – enjoy!
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“PUTIN PIDOR” Now this next thing that I have to say, Please don’t take this the wrong way, Not trying to be a homophobic douche, But sometimes you … Read more

LET’S GO DARWIN!

John Thomas
John Thomas
John likes to write about all kinds of things. So he does. You're reading one now – enjoy!
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“LET’S GO DARWIN!” Republican politicians are deplorable liars Whose brain circuitry are all crossed wires. They’re disappointed that their latest lie Was so laughable they sounded very high! … Read more

TUCKER IS A GREEN M&M F**KER

John Thomas
John Thomas
John likes to write about all kinds of things. So he does. You're reading one now – enjoy!
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“TUCKER IS A GREEN M&M F**KER” For purposes of full disclosure, I must say Triggering snowflakes is my poetic forte. If this is the first poem of mine … Read more

TRUMP WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA

John Thomas
John Thomas
John likes to write about all kinds of things. So he does. You're reading one now – enjoy!
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“TRUMP WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA” (Sung to the tune “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” by The Charlie Daniels Band, released in 1979) Trump went down to Georgia, … Read more