[Disclaimer: This article is satire, or what we used to call "fake news" before actual fake news started poisoning the political discourse!]
Don’t let the daughter of the late Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps’ spread fool you.
In a stunning reversal of past actions, Margie J. Phelps, the daughter of the late Westboro Baptist Church‘s founder Fred Phelps, has decided to pose for Playboy. However, don’t let her spread fool you into thinking that the church has changed their beliefs.
Playboy founder Hugh Hefner commented, “We feel that Margie’s body will help young women who have body issues be more comfortable in their own skin. They’ll look at her naked body in our magazine and feel better about themselves.” Hefner added.
Neither party commented on what, if any, compensation Phelps received from posing nude. A source told the Humor Times that The Westboro Baptist Church doesn’t pay taxes and may use whatever Phelps made from posing nude to help with her father’s funeral expenses.
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