[Disclaimer: This is a satirical news piece, just for fun, read at your own risk!]

Margie Phelps to Pose for Playboy

Don’t let the daughter of the late Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps’ spread fool you.

In a stunning reversal of past actions, Margie J. Phelps, the daughter of the late Westboro Baptist Church‘s founder Fred Phelps, has decided to pose for Playboy. However, don’t let her spread fool you into thinking that the church has changed their beliefs.

Daughter of the late Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps“What better way to rise up against this fag nation than to let the world see the beautiful female form.” Phelps said. “I came from the rib of Adam, not the penis of Adam!” she told the Humor Times.

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner commented, “We feel that Margie’s body will help young women who have body issues be more comfortable in their own skin. They’ll look at her naked body in our magazine and feel better about themselves.” Hefner added.

Neither party commented on what, if any, compensation Phelps received from posing nude. A source told the Humor Times that The Westboro Baptist Church doesn’t pay taxes and may use whatever Phelps made from posing nude to help with her father’s funeral expenses.

 

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Lee Mays
Comedian, satirist, comedy writer. Founder of The Heathens of Comedy Tour.