Most people are unaware that our planet may be secretly ruled by a race of intergalactic lizard people.
The world is a dangerous place these days. We are threatened by terrorism, natural disasters, climate change and wars. But there is one danger that most people are unaware of which is that our planet may be secretly ruled by a race of intergalactic reptilian aliens also known as lizard people or reptoids.
In a recent poll, 12 million Americans indicated that they believe reptilian overlords are running our country. The rest of America is clueless about the menace.
If this is true it might explain why we can’t drain the swamp in Washington except that the lizard people didn’t come from the black lagoon. It is thought that they came to earth in ancient times from the constellation Drago and it’s now too late to build a wall to keep these illegal aliens out.
Lizard people have scaly skin, snake- like heads and webbed hands. So, why haven’t we noticed them? It’s because they can shape-shift, which means that they have the ability to transform from reptilian creatures into human beings and back again. They enjoy hiding from us by posing as normal people. It is believed that reptoids are pretty much everywhere, although you are less likely to find them in the countryside. They hate beauty and nature. Reptilians prefer filthy, immoral places like Las Vegas, Hollywood and the Fox News studio. Oh, and they love Capitol Hill.
There are now two kinds of reptilians, pure bloods and hybrids. Hybrids are the result of crossbreeding between lizards and humans. They’re like mud bloods in the Harry Potter world. These hybrids may not even be aware that they are part lizard, but they are directly controlled by the pure bloods.
The Reptilians goal appears to be world domination. They need power and control and enjoy living their lives as nightmarish puppet masters. Lizard beings are bent on making the world a wretched place for us mortals to live in. They cause human suffering and constant strife because Reptilians consume negative energy like jealousy, fear and anger as a food source.
These lizard overlords are responsible for disasters such as hurricanes, wildfires and big, beautiful bills. They are also responsible for the performance of the Colorado Rockies baseball team.
In attempting to control the human race, Reptilians have become world leaders, politicians, media personalities, entertainers and lawyers. Most lawyers are no doubt lizard people. But I doubt any are accountants as Reptilians want to inflict misery, not incur it themselves.
It is thought that presidents, including Joe Biden and Donald J. Trump are lizard people. And for some reason the theory’s advocates are convinced that the entire English Royal family are also shape-shifting aliens from outer space. Prince Andrew is for sure.
Reptilians are notoriously difficult to detect. Believers speculate that they have altered human DNA to limit our consciousness and make it easier to control us and harder for us to detect them. They also distract us with media, entertainment and politics. Who is going to worry about lizard overlords when watching Game of Thrones or the latest Superman movie?
But one thing they can’t control is the red eye photo phenomenon. Their eyes appear red and spooky in photos. So, you may want to check your family photo album. If crazy Aunt Ethel appears with red eyes, you know she isn’t just crazy. She’s a lizard. But Grandma Dorthy, despite her scaly skin, probably isn’t. She’s just old.
Occasionally lizard people screw up and reveal their true nature. When angry or excited it is hard for lizard people to control themselves and their skin and eyes start to become reptilian like. That is the first phase of a transformation. Some humans have claimed to see those in positions of power change from human form to lizard and back again right in front of their eyes. It is unknown what the observers were drinking or smoking at the time.
Now, I know that you think that there is no evidence of lizard people actually existing. But believers will tell you that the lack of proof shows that the evidence is being suppressed. And besides, you can’t prove that the theory isn’t true. The 12 million Americans who believe that malevolent lizards are ruling over us may be on to something or they might just all live in crazy town.
I didn’t believe the conspiracy theory either until I saw White House Deputy Chief of Staff, Stephen Miller, Mitch McConnell and political commentator James Carville on television the other day. Now I believe it. Come on you guys, you aren’t even trying to hide it anymore!
I’m keeping my eye on Aunt Ethel next holiday season.
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