Donald Jr. Gets Pinkish Slip from Orangish Father!

A letter from Donald Sr to Donald Jr

Donald Jr. Pink Slip

Donald Jr. Pink Slip

Dear Fruit of my Loins Disappointment,

What were you thinking?  You call yourself a Drumpf?

Didn’t you get the Memo — we don’t even like Russian Dressing!

Frankly, Donald Jr, your lying is lousy — don’t you remember Time-Out?

I mean before you lawyered-up!

I don’t even know if you’re really mine — our milkman had your eyes — so Eric is now #1 Son — Tiffany stays in place!

And, not only have I stripped you of Junior — your name is now Steve!

Donald Jr. Pink Slip

Sue me!

I’m not distancing myself — I’m disowning you for telling the truth!  How many times have I told you – a lie will set you free!

I have to let you go — how would it look?  Consider yourself a-relative-once-removed & turn in your wallet, gold watch & the first 4 ingredients of our secret recipe for Chocolate Cake!

I brought you into this world & the FBI can take you out!  Don’t worry — you look good in stripes!

Me?  I’m in the clear — I wasn’t aware of anything in my administration!  I told you I was smart.

But, you may be my downfall & where will I end up in the History Books – an asterisk?  Darn ‘Spellcheckers’!

I wanted you to be my ‘John Quincy’ — but it ends with me & I’ll just become another locker room joke.

You broke my heart, Fredo — I mean Steve!

You’re fired!

DAD

P.S.  Thanks — I’ll be looking out for ‘Little Vlad’ from FedEx!

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic who started out in the DC/MD/VA area, moved to the Bay Area in Northern California and now resides in L.A. She has sold jokes to Joan Rivers, lesser lights and gag magazines, and is a screenwriter, playwright and author of non-fiction.
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