Twenty Dreams Interpreted
Corn A dream about eating corn on the cob symbolizes a deep desire to floss. Winged Horse Dreaming about a winged horse means you’re tired of your commute. … Read more
Humor Columns
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Mom, Dad: The “Choking Game” Must Be Stopped
By Danny Tyree Columnist’s note: Let’s get the “But seriously folks…” disclaimer out of the way first. This column’s satirical tone is an exercise in “whistling past the … Read more
By Axing Parks, Politicos Are Stealing the People’s Property
Parks are a tangible expression of America’s democratic ideals “Sorry, we’re closed.” In one of the saddest signs of the times, this message is popping up all across … Read more
Childhood Obesity, George Orwell and You
By Danny Tyree According to the “New York Post,” a school district in Bay Shore, New York has left a lot of observers cold, by joining other schools … Read more
Barack H. Obama 2012 State of the Union Drinking Game
By Will Durst What you need to play: Four taxpayers: One white, Wall Street type in full suit and yellow power tie (MBA Guy); two ordinary folks sporting … Read more
Fun with the News: Gingrich’s Laundry & More
President Obama wrote Iran’s leader a letter proposing direct talks on the Straits of Hormuz. He’s willing to be photographed meeting with Iran’s leader. Obama’s decided he can … Read more
Americas Class Divide
What planet does presidential wannabe Rick Santorum live on? When it comes to grasping the situation of America’s hard-hit workaday majority, this sweater-vested ultra-right-winger is further out than … Read more
USDA Cuts: Gentlemen, Start Your Salmonella?
By Danny Tyree Maybe the news left you yawning over your nutritious breakfast, but it shouldn’t. Every American has a stake in the fact that the United States … Read more
Southern-Fried Vultures
By Will Durst Surely you’re longing to hear some scathingly humorous remarks concerning the New Hampshire primary. And it would be our honor to relate a few pithily … Read more
Thanks for Flying Tightwad Airlines!
Tightwad appreciates your help in keeping us from bankruptcy by paying extra to sit in an aisle seat or to actually travel with luggage. While waiting to board … Read more
