[Disclaimer: This article is satire, or what we used to call "fake news" before actual fake news started poisoning the political discourse!]
Patton Oswalt’s latest blog post entitled “Stuff Sucks” resonated deeply
“It was pretty profound.” Buzzfeed contributor Jake Gold said. “It was as if he wrote what we all were thinking, and it brought us all closer together.”
Oswalt’s latest blog post entitled “Stuff Sucks” resonated with so many aspiring comedians that many of them joined hands at The Hollywood Improv in a moment of silence.
“He’s a poet…this generation’s Eminem,” said tearful comedian Luke “Laffs.” “He’s such a wordsmith, when sites like The Huffington Post and Laughspin reprint his words…it’s just like another reprinting of the Bible.”
We could not get a comment from Patton Oswalt or his management, but was told by a “close friend” of Oswalt that he is holed away somewhere thinking of something else that happens in life that irks him.
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