CAC banner ad
Humor Times subscribe
WET River Trips

Life …

Mar 272015
 
 By , March 27, 2015

What is life?

Life – An annoying thing that happens when you wake up in the morning.

lifeLife – The commitment you don’t remember having agreed to.

Life – 16 hours you have to live through before you can go back to bed again.

Life – A pain in the ass that doesn’t limit itself to just that area.

Life – A journey on a sea of unknown depths.

Life – Two third of a day that it takes one third of a night to recover from.

Life – A scream just waiting to happen.

Life – God’s way of getting even with us.

Life – The thing they don’t teach us about in school. Or warn us about.

Life – A bad dream that doesn’t stop when you wake up.

Life – That solid sock in the gut that lets you know you are alive.

Life – A swim in an ocean of limited visibility.

Life – A running race that apparently has no rules or borders but a very definite finish line.

Life – A screaming headache that begins when you wake up and doesn’t shut up until you finally fall asleep.

Life – A waking nightmare until sleep comes to claim you again.

Life – Like being born again every morning only messier.

Life – Like the movie Groundhog Day only you don’t need 3-D glasses to make it more realistic.

Life – Who says Hell comes AFTER you die?

Life – The one thing even the best drugs or booze can’t blot out.

Life – Like those dreams where you fall off a cliff and don’t hit bottom except you do.

The following two tabs change content below.
avatar
Roger Freed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor. For something in a more serious mode get "The Book Of Songs" by Roger Freed from Lulu.com. A collection of short stories illustrating the subtle and powerful influence music can have on our minds and our spirits.
avatar

Latest posts by Roger Freed (see all)

Like this content? Leave a comment below! Get notified of new content on HumorTimes.com: Subscribe via email!