Our president’s tumultuous time in office so far has conjured up for me a beheading with a crowd size even Donald Trump would be happy with.
In Henry VIII‘s reign, he only beheaded two of his six wives — on average, that’s not so bad.
And, Anne didn’t even know Putin!
And, as far as I can tell, she never tweeted. Well, if you don’t count the end when she said she had a headache!
Well, I think fired while in office is like a beheading — but I also suggest his fingers too — in case he has some last words about the democrats or why Devin Nunes was wearing his bathrobe!
That would also end the spectacle of paper-pushing Executive Actions & Proclamations — a lot like Little Donnie showing his mommy his BM!
As for Ivanka having his ear — that’s one ear closer to the Nuclear Button! Next thing you know, she’ll be passing out secrets like perfume samples!
Nobody’s happy — Americans living from paycheck to paycheck can’t relate to her $741 Million in the bank — even with Free Checking!
Okay, let his daughter have his ear — we can have the rest of his head for science. But, please don’t expect too much — if we can’t figure him out while he’s fully connected, the findings after is at least 50% less!
The nose, the hair, those pouty lips — all been pre-booked & spoken for. There was a lottery & 1st dibs go to The Mayo-lite Clinic & The Mensa Recount Group. All we can hope for is they leave us the part that could get in the wrong hands & multiply! Remember the cloned sheep?
But in the end, it may well be Melania who does the beheading when she sets his smartphone down on Trump Tower’s Penthouse ledge — swings his nine iron & shouts, “Tveet this”!
I, on the other hand say — Donald Trump can avoid this headless state & potential National Holiday — if he just lifts his leg ever-so-slowly onto Lincoln’s hassock & pleads, “Gout”!
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