Ode to Trump
“I can do what I want ‘cuz I’m Trump.
There’s so many that I’d like to hump.
At least I can grope
And if caught say, ‘Nope,
I never would touch such a frump.'”
“I respect all women,” says Trump,
“As long as they’re not flat or plump.”
He thinks that he’s cool,
But was made a fool
By Marla with her baby bump.
Across the whole nation he’ll stump
To try to be President Trump.
He’ll rail and he’ll lie,
And the FBI
Will be his accomplice and chump.
Who’d respect a President Trump,
That racist, misogynist lump.
I pray every night
That he’ll lose the fight
And that he’ll fall flat on his rump.
Diane de Anda
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