‘I Wish I Could Quit You’ – Trump to Vlad… Minus the Cojones

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'I Wish I Could Quit You' - Trump to Vlad

And, 9 other Goodbyes Trump wishes he could say to Putin:

9. “IT’S NOT ME, IT’S YOU!”

8. “TRUST ME, I WOULDN’T FIT WELL IN A GULAG!”

7. “I WANT YOU TO SEE OTHER PUPPETS!”

6. “MICHAEL COHEN WANTS TO TAPE OUR CONSUMMATION!”

5. “IT WOULDN’T WORK, I KEEP KOSHER!”

4. “I SNORE IN URDU!”

3. “NOPE, MY HELSINKI FOOD TASTER DIDN’T MAKE IT BACK FROM ‘Snacks on the Verandah’!”

2. “WHAT CAN I SAY – KIM JONG UN WANTS A SHOT!”

And, the #1 ‘Goodbye’ Trump wishes he could say to Putin…

“YOU WOULDN’T WANT ME – I SHED!”

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic who started out in the DC/MD/VA area, moved to the Bay Area in Northern California and now resides in L.A. She has sold jokes to Joan Rivers, lesser lights and gag magazines, and is a screenwriter, playwright and author of non-fiction.
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