Revealed: Trump Song Written for Ivana When Divorce Was Final

Trump wrote song for Ivana when he divorced her, explaining that he expects his wives to look eternally young. Here it is.

Ivana and Donald
Ivana and Donald, in their younger days.

It has been reported that when Trump and Ivana became engaged, he told her up front that he never wanted her to look older than twenty-five. The day the divorce became final, he wrote her the following version of “The Way You Look Tonight,” to remind her that she didn’t keep her end of the bargain and stay the way she looked the night of their engagement.

Today, I will be alone.
Because you’ve gotten old,
I can’t even stand just thinking of you
And the way you look tonight.

You were lovely, with your hair so blonde
And your skin so white,
With your Aryan looks I might still love you
If you looked the way you looked that night.

Each year as your cellulite grew
It tore us more apart.
Laugh lines and your wrinkled nose
Turned off my frozen heart.

Promised to never never change,
Or lose that youthful charm.
No surgeon could arrange it
So I’d love you
Just the way you look tonight.

Apparently, “The Donald,” was under the delusion that time had stood still for him.

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Diane de Anda

Diane de Anda

Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire. Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.