Trump wrote song for Ivana when he divorced her, explaining that he expects his wives to look eternally young. Here it is.
It has been reported that when Trump and Ivana became engaged, he told her up front that he never wanted her to look older than twenty-five. The day the divorce became final, he wrote her the following version of “The Way You Look Tonight,” to remind her that she didn’t keep her end of the bargain and stay the way she looked the night of their engagement.
Today, I will be alone.
Because you’ve gotten old,
I can’t even stand just thinking of you
And the way you look tonight.
You were lovely, with your hair so blonde
And your skin so white,
With your Aryan looks I might still love you
If you looked the way you looked that night.
Each year as your cellulite grew
It tore us more apart.
Laugh lines and your wrinkled nose
Turned off my frozen heart.
Promised to never never change,
Or lose that youthful charm.
No surgeon could arrange it
So I’d love you
Just the way you look tonight.
Apparently, “The Donald,” was under the delusion that time had stood still for him.
Diane de Anda
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