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Giuliani Was Disbarred: 10 More Things He’s Forbidden to Do
Sure Giuliani was disbarred and can’t practice law, but here are 10 more things now forbidden for Trump’s top loyalist! TEN MORE THINGS HE’S FORBIDDEN TO DO SINCE … Read more
De Mortuis Nil Nisi Genesis: Or, A Horse of a Different Dolor
Not to beat a dead horse, this is a story of fallen giants. By an odd coincidence, two of the world’s great geneticists died yesterday. One, Richard Lewontin, … Read more
Man Dies of Covid 19 Vaccine Overdose
The first COVID 19 vaccine overdose has been reported, and it ain’t pretty. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN medical correspondent Dr. Anna Phylaxis reports that someone … Read more
Vandals Took the Handles: Who Controls Our Water?
Our water system is badly broken: after years of neglect and corruption, it’s clear the “vandals took the handles.” “The pump don’t work ’cause the vandals took the … Read more
