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Claims the Book of Revelations says Obama has wrought the “mark of the beast”
There are still many debating on Obamacare, but one thing is clear…Barack Obama IS the Antichrist and making Americans sign up for healthcare or face penalties is the mark of the beast, so says Wilbur Wilgus, Jr., pastor of the Exalted Salt Church in Greenup, Kentucky.
“To quote ‘Jesus Loves Me,’ “For the Bible tells me so…” said Wilgus. “We are living in the End Times. It says so in the Book of Revelations, for each American who signs up for healthcare they will be cast in the Lake of Fire for all of eternity.”
When asked by this writer if he can prove that the President of the United States of America is indeed the Antichrist, Wilgus said, “Of course, he’s fooled so many into following him under a guise of hope and change! He’s also a Muslim. All of this can be proved on social media sites. There’s so many signs, including the most important one, the sign from God! Jesus doesn’t need hope and change!”
Wilgus went on to add, “The only healthcare we need is the blood of Jesus! The only fee is giving your life to Christ! Through prayer is the only way to be cured of any and all sickness!”
Wilgus then reached into his pocket for some cough lozenges for what he says is a sore throat. When asked by this writer if there’s any hypocrisy to what he just said and man-made medicine he said, “Sometimes our Savior needs a little bit of help.”
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