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Jun 252017
 
 By , June 25, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/25/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Jun 252017
 
 By , June 25, 2017
Jared Kushner Introduces His Middle East Team

Kushner to implement a new approach In an exclusive interview, Jared Kushner announced the members of the team he has selected to go with him to improve Arab-Israeli relations and bring permanent peace to the Middle East. “Since this has been going on for a [more…]

Jun 252017
 
 By , June 25, 2017
Russia/U.S. Adjacent -- A New Map is Born!

What is Russia’s real end game with America? Or, let me put it this way — The Russians are coming!  The Russians are coming! What’s Russia’s real end game with America — a domination-invasion land grab & as a bargaining chip — give back Rhode [more…]

Jun 202017
 
 By , June 20, 2017
The Measure of Success

The ‘measure of success,’ as it pertains to the current White House resident I can’t help but wonder how supporters of President Trump measure his success. Barely a third of the way into his first year, he has accomplished things other presidents couldn’t even dream [more…]

Jun 192017
 
 By , June 19, 2017
Snowflakes Want Me to be Nicer to Trump

This award-seeking, hard-hitting, investigative journalistic feature has been harshly criticized by certain grammatically-challenged snowflakes. I need to stop and thank all the nice folk who’ve been kind enough to take time from their busy schedules to provide this column with some constructive criticism. By the way, [more…]

Jun 192017
 
 By , June 19, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/19/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Jun 142017
 
 By , June 14, 2017
Putin to Move into White House Next Week

White House staff: ‘Finally, someone to restore order around here!’ Fed up with President Trump’s continued bumbling incompetence, White House staff have invited Russian President Vladimir Putin to move in and “show Donald how it’s done,” starting early next week. Donald Trump reportedly loves the [more…]

Jun 132017
 
 By , June 13, 2017
Comey Don't Play That

A major factor in this “he said/he said” squabble between Trump and Comey is a credibility gap the size of the Louisiana Purchase. Millions of Americans watched transfixed as James Comey testified in front of the Senate Intelligence Committee, and no, that’s not an oxymoron. [more…]