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Apr 262017
 
 By , April 26, 2017
Bad Hair Wars

Wars involving bad hair and nukes are known to be the worst. Enterprising entrepreneurs out there might want to invest in a fleet of tractor backhoes and partial ownership of a limestone quarry, because it’s starting to look like bunker-digging time in America. The threat [more…]

Apr 252017
 
 By , April 25, 2017
Fox Offers Donald Trump Bill O'Reilly’s Old Job

‘Let’s face it, Donald Trump is the only guy in America who can get away scot free with open sexual harassment.’ – James Murdoch NEW YORK – Fox News’ head honcho James Murdoch said today that the network was “seriously considering” offering disgraced anchorman Bill [more…]

Apr 232017
 
 By , April 23, 2017
Presenting the Poetry of Sarah Palin

Some until-now overlooked poems by Sarah Palin. You’re welcome! I SHOT AN ARROW I shot an arrow into the air it came down and pegged a hare. My rifle I shot so straight and true and brought me down a caribou. Moose when they see [more…]

Apr 232017
 
 By , April 23, 2017
"Killing O'Reilly" - A Bestseller & Just Deserts

A who-done-it & why-wasn’t-it-done-before thriller about Bill O’Reilly! It only seems fair that Bill O’Reilly, the best-selling author of Killing Kennedy, Killing Lincoln, Killing Patton and Killing Jesus would have a contract out on his own skin by eight sexually harassed women! Let’s call them [more…]

Apr 142017
 
 By , April 14, 2017
Republicans Unveil Alt-Health Care Plan 3.0

The Republican’s latest attempt at a health care plan, as explained by them in this open letter to the public. Okay, so it took us seven years to come up with a deplorable replacement for Obamacare. But in just a month we’ve devised a hugely [more…]

Apr 092017
 
 By , April 9, 2017
No Nunes is Good Nunes!

Devin Nunes surprises his wife, coming home after he stepped down from his position in the Russia probe. Coming home in the middle of the day, Devin Nunes, Chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, surprises his wife after he stepped down from his position in the [more…]

Apr 052017
 
 By , April 5, 2017
Sean Spicer's Job Resume Un-Redacted!

Sean Spicer 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington, D.C. youcan’[email protected] IMMEDIATE OBJECTIVE Denny’s Host, Goat Herder or Monk! LAST EMPLOYER DonaldTrump.con JOB TITLE Excrement Handler! WORK HISTORY U.S. Navy.  Press Secretary.  Hide Nunes in the broom closet! 2 YEAR EXIT PLAN Re-enlist or jump in the Potomac River! EMOTIONAL STATUS Pussy-whipped! NICKNAMES [more…]

Apr 032017
 
 By , April 3, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/3/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Apr 012017
 
Humor Times Named One of the Top 15 Political Cartoon Websites

Feedspot.com names us as one of the best political cartoon websites and blogs on the web We wish to thank feedspot.com for the honor, and we pledge to continue working to be one of the best political cartoon websites around, and to continue bringing you [more…]