Newspaper typo turns local ‘Toys for Tots’ drive into a major traffic jam
What was supposed to be a run of the mill “Toys for Tots” Holiday event became anything but, when its full page ad declared “Toys for Tits.”
![Toys for Tots mistaken for Toys For Tits](https://www.humortimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Lifting-shirt.jpg)
Word of the “event” spread quickly, causing two local strip joints to close completely.
Said Honey Suckle (we assume not her real name), “do you know how many hours I have to dance to get enough one dollar bills to buy my kids’ Christmas presents?” Lifting her shirt, Ms. Suckle added, “I figure these babies gotta be good for a Sony Playstation 4!”
The local fire department quickly arrived on the scene. When asked if there was a fire, the Chief shrugged and said, “There might be…”
Later in the day, the newspaper’s editor offered this apology: “we fired the boob, uh, idiot…”
In a related story, area toy stores reported their highest one day sales totals with most of the purchases to grown men in a rush to what they believed was the “Toys for Tits” event.
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