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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Eye the Taj Majal for Anniversary

Kardashian and West plan for first anniversary bash

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are already making plans for a big first anniversary bash.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, Taj MahalThe biggest stumbling block was trying to figure out a venue that could top the Palace of Versailles. They have finally solved the problem by appealing to the Indian government to use the Taj Mahal for their celebration. Mobbed by reporters as they exited the Indian consulate, the couple gave an impromptu press conference.

“What makes you think the Indian government would consider your request?” shouted one reporter.

“We’ll bring in a lot of income for them, not just what we’ll pay for the venue, but think of all the souvenirs they’ll be able to sell. We’ve already mocked up a few to show ’em,” said Kim Kardashian.

Kanye held up a resin statuette of him and Kim standing in front of the Taj Mahal locked in a passionate embrace. Then he passed out postcards with the same image and threw some t-shirts into the throng.

“What’s even more important, ” Kardashian continued, “tourists will finally want to come to see the Taj Mahal, because it will now be a happy place rather than a gloomy old tomb. We plan to build a big round bar around the two stone coffins so it won’t be so depressing for our guests.”

“Our only hang-up is that it’s so white,” Kanye interjected.

“We’ve offered to make it pop by adding some color to the outside walls, so that might be a selling point too,” added Kim.

The stunned reporters stopped yelling out questions at this point, and the couple continued on their way into their waiting limo.

As the limo sped off, Kim Kardashian tweeted to her vast army of admirers: “Maybe I’ll even wear a Sorry.”

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Diane de Anda

Diane de Anda

Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire. Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.