Records show Jared Kushner registered to vote as a woman, Jaroldine
Voter Registration (and AOL news flash) records show Donald Trump’s daughter-in-law (I mean, son-in-law), Jared Kushner, registered as a woman, “Jaroldine!”
What difference does it make — he didn’t vote as a man too! That would’ve only been 2 votes.
And, what’s one fake vote. It’s not as if Russia gave him a complimentary Genital Change as a freebee for helping them.
Who cares… that his skin is smoother than mine —
as long as Ivanka loves him!
Who cares… he borrowed his wife’s Angora sweater —
as long as Ivanka loves him!
Who cares… if he shaves his legs & underarms —
as long as Ivanka loves him!
Who cares… if he loves to cook, sew & wash out unmentionables —
as long as Ivanka loves him!
Who cares… if he has PMS & curls up in a ball sometimes —
as long as Ivanka loves him!
Who cares… if he snapped when his own father went to prison for ratting on his brother-in-law —
as long as Ivanka loves him!
Who cares… if he went a little coo-coo watching his father-in-law’s unnatural affection for his daughter —
as long as Ivanka loves him!
Who cares… if he knows he’s in deep doodoo & seeking immunity from Mueller‘s rath —
as long as Ivanka loves him!
Who cares… if he tells his children — ‘She’s never home…call me Mommy and Daddy’ —
as long as Ivanka loves him!
Who cares… if he just needs new glasses & made an innocent mistake —
as long as Ivanka loves him!
And, who cares… if he borrowed his wife’s shoes & Angora sweater..
as long as Ivanka loves him!
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