Trump’s Gimme Kimme Bucket List

Feeling the ‘Mueller Squeeze’: Donald Trump goes on a last-gasp mission to romance Kim Jong-Un with a (promising) Bucket List…

Trump's Bucket List

Trump's Bucket List

10.  TRY KIMCHI!

  9.  MEET OLD HEART THROB KIM NOVAK – NOT KOREAN, WHO CARES!

  8.  MAKE YOUR “GREAT SUCCESSOR” IDEA A TV HIT LIKE “Father Knows Best”!

  7.  WILL COOK KOREAN BBQ WITH THE WHOLE DAMN UN FAMILY!

6.  MAKE ‘TANG DYNASTY’ BIGGER THAN ‘TROPICANA’!

5.  PERSONALLY POLISH YOUR NUKES WITH AMERICA’S MAGICAL ‘TURTLE WAX’!

4.  MAKE YOUR ‘RADIO JAMMING’ AS BIG AS DICK CLARK’S “American Bandstand”!

  3.  STORMY WILL PULL G-STRINGS TO GET YOU ON “Dancing with the Stars”!

  2.  WILL BRAVELY RUN INTO SCHOOL’S GUNFIRE & WILL DEFINITELY MEET YOU – on Skype!

And, #1 on my Gimme Kimme Bucket List…

CHANGE MY NAME TO LONG DONG JONG-TRUMP!

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. A Contributor to "Humor Times Magazine" while pitching her 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play about the 1st Off-Line Dating Site, 'Eden' where Adam & Eve get busy! Proud to announce her new book, "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines can be purchased now in Paperback & ebook on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 It's for anyone who's ever been Single! And, she says, "If this piece of literature happens to turn up in your John as Toilet Humor - so be it. Who am I kidding - with a Title like I have - I wouldn't be surprised"!
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