‘Trump Found Guilty’ – Too Soon?

With Bob Mueller on the job, we all expect to see the headline ‘Trump Found Guilty’ eventually, but it’s hard to be patient!

Trump Found Guilty

There I go, jumping the gun again!  It’s not as if I’m anxious for this saga to end or anything – but, I have a history of that.

I’m so old – everybody forgets my Award-Winning Breaking News Headline:

“JOHN WILKES BOOTH JUMPS & FALLS ONTO STAGE”…

Attending doctors rush in & coin ‘Break a leg’!

Trump Found Guilty

Hey, it was 1865; that was Hot Copy!

I remember, I left early to run it to the Editor of The Washington Herald – so I don’t know what happened after that – good Show?

The same with today’s Headlines; always ahead of my time…

“TRUMP BURNS ‘WOODWARD’ BOOK IN FIREPLACE”…

“I love the smell of Nemesis in the morning”!

“MELANIA DROWNS RUBBER DUCKY IN CALGON”…

Shrink says ‘Don’t judge – it’s a Slovenia thing’!

“TRUMP FAMILY INTERVENTION A SUCCESS”…

Donald promises to switch from Coke to water!

“STORMY FINALLY INVITES MELANIA OVER FOR COFFEE”…

Mrs. T refuses the Cream!

And…”HEADLINE WRITER FOUND BABBLING IN WHITE HOUSE DUMPSTER”…

Who knew Trump reads “Humor Times Magazine”*?

*Not really – he had to have his son Barron explain the Comics!

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic who started out in the DC/MD/VA area, moved to the Bay Area in Northern California and now resides in L.A. She has sold jokes to Joan Rivers, lesser lights and gag magazines, and is a screenwriter, playwright and author of non-fiction.
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