With Bob Mueller on the job, we all expect to see the headline ‘Trump Found Guilty’ eventually, but it’s hard to be patient!
There I go, jumping the gun again! It’s not as if I’m anxious for this saga to end or anything – but, I have a history of that.
I’m so old – everybody forgets my Award-Winning Breaking News Headline:
“JOHN WILKES BOOTH JUMPS & FALLS ONTO STAGE”…
Attending doctors rush in & coin ‘Break a leg’!
Hey, it was 1865; that was Hot Copy!
I remember, I left early to run it to the Editor of The Washington Herald – so I don’t know what happened after that – good Show?
The same with today’s Headlines; always ahead of my time…
“TRUMP BURNS ‘WOODWARD’ BOOK IN FIREPLACE”…
“I love the smell of Nemesis in the morning”!
“MELANIA DROWNS RUBBER DUCKY IN CALGON”…
Shrink says ‘Don’t judge – it’s a Slovenia thing’!
“TRUMP FAMILY INTERVENTION A SUCCESS”…
Donald promises to switch from Coke to water!
“STORMY FINALLY INVITES MELANIA OVER FOR COFFEE”…
Mrs. T refuses the Cream!
And…”HEADLINE WRITER FOUND BABBLING IN WHITE HOUSE DUMPSTER”…
Who knew Trump reads “Humor Times Magazine”*?
*Not really – he had to have his son Barron explain the Comics!
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