The 25th Amendment Follies!

25th Amendment Follies

25th Amendment Follies: Otherwise known as… ‘Nut Watch’!

‘They say’ Donald Trump will never sit down for a psychological evaluation that produces an official diagnosis – but they are so wrong!

I just happened to find the Transcript on eBay that proves Trump was secretly on the Therapist’s couch…

DR. BOB FREUD

No, Donald – on your back!

TRUMP

Do I have to go way back to my childhood?

DR. BOB

No, all of last week would be fine!

TRUMP

You mean the Hurricane/Nuke thing, the Holy Water on-the-lawn thing or ‘I wrote the 10 Commandments for Moses as my To-Do List’?

DR. BOB

No, at the G7 Conference – you slipped Germany’s Angela Merkel a Roofie!

TRUMP

She came on to me – what could I do?

TRUMP

C’mon – let’s save us both & blame my Mother…& Obama!

DR. BOB

You know, personally – I think you’re in perfect mental health!

TRUMP

You do?

DR. BOB

No, I’m just kidding – see how that feels?

DR. BOB

Don’t you think you should resign & do something good for America?

TRUMP

No – I’m on a roll!

DR. BOB

Who in the world told you that?

TRUMP

Putin!

DR. BOB

I bet he has a Shrink.

TRUMP

I will say this, I don’t see any reason why he would see one.  I mean…wouldn’t.

DR. BOB

Time for a little Free Association – I throw out a word & you tell me the first thing that comes into your head…

IVANKA – Date!

JUNIOR – Like his Mother!

ERIC – Like the Milkman!

PARDONS – Want one?

MISSILES – Boom!

WINDMILLS – Cancer!

GREENLAND – Dead to me!

MUELLER – Stale Beer!

EPSTEIN – Who?

MITCH – Angel!

BARR – Brilliant!

MOTHER TERESA – Cheats at Golf!

LOOPHOLES – Aphrodisiacs!

MATTIS, McMASTER & KELLY – Law Firm?

And…

THE 25th AMENDMENT – Feet, don’t fail me now!

25th Amendment Follies

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. A Contributor to "Humor Times Magazine" while pitching her 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play about the 1st Off-Line Dating Site, 'Eden' where Adam & Eve get busy! Proud to announce her new book, "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines can be purchased now in Paperback & ebook on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 It's for anyone who's ever been Single! And, she says, "If this piece of literature happens to turn up in your John as Toilet Humor - so be it. Who am I kidding - with a Title like I have - I wouldn't be surprised"!
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