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Edict inadvertently uncovers devil’s helpers working for Street’s firms The New York Police Department was trying to protect Wall Street, but their order that no masks could be … Read more

‘Americans want us to act, so we are,’ said the Speaker, auditioning for part in Senate play Speaker John Boehner said today that his office is planning to … Read more

The “Believe in Magic & Fairy Dust to Make It All Better Act” close behind President Obama shocked Congress and the American people last night in his special … Read more

Counseling service set up for millions as Post Office announces pending shut down While it has always been fashionable to complain about junk mail, many millions enjoy it, … Read more

Rest of GOP presidential hopefuls immediately denounce him Presidential GOP primary candidate Mitt Romney responded to a question today at a campaign event, saying, “We can’t completely ignore … Read more

Wide-ranging radio interview also covers dinosaur threat In an interview on a right-wing Christian radio show on KGMS 940 Arizona today, Republican congresswoman and presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann revealed … Read more

Entertaining fans by putting them through long-term “torture,” says manager “Yeah, we can pull out of this any time we want,” says SF Giants skipper Bruce Bochy, “we … Read more

Tea Party Republicans hope to restore flagging confidence of the very rich A Humor Times exclusive Republicans passed a stress-relief package for the rich out of Congress today, … Read more

Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann bared all in a girl’s all nude wrestling match to raise money for the Republican Party’s ‘Go For The Gold’ Presidential race last … Read more

Says Schwarzenegger ‘Washed up,’ has gotten ‘old and fat’ Sources within Universal Studios say the company is looking for a new star for its “Terminator” movie series, and … Read more