Fed Now Admits It Gave Goldman Sachs Deed to USA
‘$7.7 trillion, $29 trillion, whatever! They own us, OK?’ Federal Reserve chairman Ben S. Bernanke disclosed today that as of 2008, the U.S. has belonged to Goldman Sachs. … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Alaskans Being Intentionally Bad to Get Free Coal from Santa Claus
Residents of the Arctic town of Sealgut Alaska have resorted to extreme means to get their heating fuel supplies for this winter. Faced by two months of near … Read more
Fir Trees Being Kidnapped Mysteriously Around the World
Strange disappearances linked to odd annual cult ritual Thousands of fir trees have been mysteriously disappearing from forests around the Western world in the last few weeks, say … Read more
Rick Perry Forgets Head: ‘Knew There Was Something I Left Behind’
Campaign staff downplays omission, saying it’s “Not his strong suit anyway” Rick Perry showed up at the last debate ready to prove his presidential mettle. He’d studied all … Read more
Koch Brothers Announce Revamp of Congress, Government
Incompetent Tea Party hires ‘nearly ruined the brand,’ they say The Koch brothers, multi-billionaires known for their political activism, announced that they will hire a whole new slate … Read more
Pizza Industry Explodes: Occupy Movement Providing Huge Boost
Herman Cain decides ‘the kids are alright’ as pizza stocks shoot up Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain scowls a lot, but — as in his recent campaign ad … Read more
Dastardly FOX News Plot to Use Hordes of “Frankenfans” Revealed
Network to Dispatch Millions of Infected Viewers to Rub Out Liberals A bizarre plot has been uncovered that is sending chills down the spines of many liberals, free … Read more
Need an App? There’s an App for That!
Steve Jobs’ high-powered personal ‘app’ discovered; plans for new ones uncovered After Steve Jobs died on October 5th, plans for new devices and iPhone applications (“apps”) were discovered … Read more
Tea Party Stages Protest to Protest Wall Street Protest
‘Such neophytes, they don’t even have a corporate sponsor’ charges group The Tea Party held a demonstration against improper demonstrations today in Charlotte, North Carolina. Joan Schmidt, president … Read more
Police Ban Masks on Wall Street, Unintentionally Reveal Pawns of Satan
Edict inadvertently uncovers devil’s helpers working for Street’s firms The New York Police Department was trying to protect Wall Street, but their order that no masks could be … Read more
