Subprime Lender Reduced to Lending to Homeless for Cardboard Box Homes
>A major subprime lender, Loans4You, which was not quite major enough to get a bailout from the government like Baer Sterns did, has “found new life” making loans … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Sacramento Kings Float New Arena Plan
Opponents counter that the scheme is ‘all wet’ SACRAMENTO, CA – In a surprising development in the controversy regarding a new sports arena in Sacramento, a novel solution … Read more
Sacramento Airport Readying Expansion
>Hopes are to build world-class terminals holding lines “as long as any”SACRAMENTO, CA – Soon, bulldozers will be working feverishly at the Sacramento International Airport, pushing dirt around … Read more
Cheney Pronounces Self King
>WASH., D.C. – Former Vice-President Dick Cheney, fed up with restraints on his office, declared himself King today in a prepared statement. “Everyone knows it has been me, … Read more
Gonzales Insists Responsibility for Responsibility Not His
WASH., D.C. – Attorney General Roberto Gonzales, facing increasing scrutiny for his role in the firings of US Attorneys under his watch, ostensibly for political reasons, says he … Read more
Bush to Launch War on Global Warming
“The time has come to show this evil ‘Global Warming’ thing that we mean business” – President Bush WASH., D.C. — The Bush administration announced plans for a … Read more
