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Donald Sterling to Release Own Line of Grape Soda

Apr 292014
 
 By , April 29, 2014

L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling is not deterred

Having been banned from the NBA and fined $2.5 million dollars for making racist comments, there is still life left in the 80-year-old L.A. Clippers owner. Donald Sterling has announced that he will release his own line of grape soda.

L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling“I supported them, gave them food, clothes, and houses…might as well quench their thirst, too. Besides, if it makes me more money, then why not?” Sterling told the Humor Times.

“Who makes this drink? Do I make the drink or do they make the drink? Are there 30 soda companies, that created this drink?” Donald Sterling added.

Sterling hasn’t decided on what to name his new grape soda. However, word has it he’s leaning towards naming it “So Black It’s Purple.”

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