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Donald Trump, billionaire douchebag, fooled again
Donald Trump, the billionaire douchebag, has said he “may sue and severely assault” a Twitter user who fooled him into retweeting a nude image of Rosie O’Donnell.
Now labelled Donald Chump, the man with the most heinous hairstyle imaginable shared the harrowing image after being told that the link clearly showed “President Obama lighting up with Willie Nelson.”
Later, shamed and irate, Chump tweeted: “I guess this proves that I am a truly pathetic human being. Mark my words, I will eventually get some real dirt on that imposter sitting in The White House.”
Mr Trump was contacted by the devious Twitter user early on Monday, urging him to retweet the image of the dastardly Obama.
Twice voted the most despised man in the US, the tycoon, who featured on the US version of reality TV show The Apprentice, later deleted the nude image after it was widely shared on the social media site.
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