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Ode to Trump: A Poem

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 By , November 3, 2016

Ode to Trump

donald trump, donkey hotey

Donald Trump, by Donkey Hotey, flickr.com.

“I can do what I want ‘cuz I’m Trump.
There’s so many that I’d like to hump.
At least I can grope
And if caught say, ‘Nope,
I never would touch such a frump.'”

“I respect all women,” says Trump,
“As long as they’re not flat or plump.”
He thinks that he’s cool,
But was made a fool
By Marla with her baby bump.

Across the whole nation he’ll stump
To try to be President Trump.
He’ll rail and he’ll lie,
And the FBI
Will be his accomplice and chump.

Who’d respect a President Trump,
That racist, misogynist lump.
I pray every night
That he’ll lose the fight
And that he’ll fall flat on his rump.

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Diane de Anda

Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire. Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
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