Ghislaine Maxwell: Trump Appoints to Post

Ghislaine Maxwell will be responsible for programs that “target children, youth and families.”

Fresh off her pardon from President Donald Trump, convicted child sex-trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell was appointed by the president to head The Administration for Children and Families (ACF). This group, an offshoot of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, is responsible for programs that “target children, youth and families.” These programs include child support enforcement, adoption assistance and child abuse. “Ghislaine is used to targeting children,” boasted Trump.

Ghislaine Maxwell, a long-time acquaintance and favorite of the president, is a former British socialite and protege of suspected child abuser Jeffrey Epstein. Maxwell was convicted of sex trafficking minors in 2022 and prior to her pardon was serving a 20-year prison sentence.

Maxwell, who in her new position will report to HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., said that, “I know Bobby well; we had both a personal and professional relationship in years past.” She fluttered her eyelashes. Trump expressed confidence in Maxwell, but balked when she was referred to as a controversial hire.

“I don’t know why she should be considered controversial,” said Trump. “After all, I appointed Bondi and Hegseth and Bove and Kennedy and Homan and… You get the picture.”
“Ghislaine has practical experience with children’s needs,” declared the 47th president. “She’s been in the trenches, she knows what’s going down–and on whom!”

And here Trump laughed uproariously. Trump said that the headquarters of HHS, the Hubert H. Humphrey Building, would be rechristened the Jeffrey Epstein Center in a ceremony in September at which Trump would officiate. “We’re gonna’ turn this town on its ear,” he vowed.

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