Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network)
A famed Slobovian Secret Service Agent has uncovered the names of famous people in the notorious Epstein Files.
Famed Slobovian Secret Service agent Redd Hotte has used all her wiles and skills to get into the US Department of Justice and uncover the names of famous celebs and politicians contained in the notorious Jeffrey Epstein Files.
SNN is reported to have paid Agent Redd Hotte a bounty of 384 gatrillion in Slobovian Grubniks and AI generated KruddeKoin for the files.
Among the thousands of names in the files are US President Donald Trump, Slobovian President General Blunt Force Trauma, Schnotzelvakian Prime Minister Akke Akkedakke, James Bond, Bugs Bunny, Santa Claus, Morris the Cat, Ziggy Stardust, Cowboy Carter, Al Bundy, Johnny B. Goode and Ole Mother Hubbard.
Breaking News
President Trump Throws “Happy Trails” Farewell Party for Stephen Colbert and The View.
SNN Words to Live By
“Monsters cannot attack you long as you have your music.” — Comedian Bill Cosby.
“Dossier is a fancy French word for load of bull.” — Kellyanne Conway, Fox News.
“Life is tough enough without challenges.” — Comedian Jackie Gleason.
The Question
What classic TV show had the best car chases?
Author’s pick: A tie between Hunter and The Dukes of Hazzard.
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