Comedy from the Borscht Belt!

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I don’t want to beet around the bush — but Russians do have a sense of humor. And here for comedy night, one of those jokesters just climbed up on stage…

“And now, straight from The Kiev Kiosk — here’s the top female comic in the USSR… Buffy Korsekov”!

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You guessed it — my comedy idols are The Marx Brothers… Groucho & Karlo!

Splat!

I don’t need this you know — I could go home and clean… Missiles!

My last gig was the “Mike Flynn Lifetime Achievement Dinner” — no Caviar…Turkey on a Ritz!

This is a tough crowd!

You know, Russia is so cold — but, it’s a dry cold!

It’s so cold — babies are born with an electrical cord!

I’m not kidding — it’s so cold we wear mittens in foreplay!

Our blankets have 2 settings — 3 Dog Night & Olga!

I see I’ve found the level of this crowd!

In Russia, we have magazine just like Cosmopolitan with catchy subtitles on the cover:

“The Ugly Flat Stomach… how to get rid of it forever!”

“Fat Cells — the gift that keeps on giving!”

And, “You’re Not Just Getting Better…you’re getting bigger!”

Sit down, Mom!

What do I think of Mrs. Trump?  Ha — I’ve seen more meat in broth!

I dated the two Sergey’s after they visited the White house & both said the same thing.  “Great acoustics & sound levels!”

Don’t laugh — that’s normal Pillow Talk in Russia!

But, Ambassador Kislyak was bored and said, “Spying is too easy these days — Trump showed me the friggin key under the mat to let me in!”

Do I think Trump was in cahoots with Putin — ha!  Mrs. Putin hasn’t seen his cahoots in years!

Just kidding — I was doing this entire routine phonetically & wouldn’t know a cahoot from a cyber troll!

Start the car, Igor!

Folks — catch me next week at “The Beluga Bathhouse” — 1st 10 tickets get Golden Showers!

I’ve been great — thank you very much!

That’s better!

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic who started out in the DC/MD/VA area, moved to the Bay Area in Northern California and now resides in L.A. She has sold jokes to Joan Rivers, lesser lights and gag magazines, and is a screenwriter, playwright and author of non-fiction.
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